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Wait, what the fuck??? -Kevin Seitzer

@ik_fiinn Eto’O was off.

Nah.. this final was pure chaos 😭

@timbielik Just going to ignore Olivier riding Lee into the crease huh? Fucking hose job.

Good challenge by Rick Bowness on that Anders Lee goal. Jet had no opportunity to make a play on the goal because of the contact. #CBJ need to capitalize on this. They've been a step slow all night.

Silva is a 🐀

@FirstDerivative What’s the dressing recipe?

Fancy lettuce, shaved Brussels, cucumbers, apples, feta cheese, crushed pecans and leftover thin rib eye with a citrus mustard dressing

Can’t wait to hear Fabian Hürzeler bitch about how long it took Pascal Groß to take that corner. Truly cynical time wasting, that.

@ClueHeywood @therussellshaw Whomst indeed.

@therussellshaw whomst among us, am I right?

This sort of thing is only popular with people who drink a LOT.

And the racism. Don’t forget the racism, which coincidentally increased exponentially when the white billionaire from South Africa bought it. I know. I know. Correlation isn’t causation. Cool. This place sucks.

@Notthatgiordano #sext

Middle-aged lady making good life choices.

Fuck Duke

@OliviaBuzaglo Поздравляю с грандиозным успехом! Your club is a massive fraud.

Everyone wanted to win the Club World Cup - that was pretty evident so it is funny that suddenly since Chelsea won it, it means nothing and no one cares. I love that we won it. I do play on the World Champions thing a little more because it winds everyone up but the truth is every fan of every other club would be the same, if their club won it, but they didn’t.

@MikeyHotspurs Go enjoy Derby County away.

THE DEATH OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE Three simple and obvious things have contributed to the decline of the English football as we know it What used to be the most entertaining league in the world is now an absolute bore and this is why 1) PEP GUARDIOLA • His robotic style of football is one of the biggest contributing factors. The keeper passing it short all the time has been copied by the entire league. Players no longer taking long shots or shall I say scared to shoot has also been mimicked by all. Wingers running down the wing only to turn each and pass the ball backwards every time is really frustrating. The sooner he leaves the league the better 2) MIKEL ARTETA • Educated in the “school of Pep” has taken Guardiola’s robotic football state and taken it to another level. Every time his team have a set piece it results in lots of time being wasted and an absolute free for all in the box. It’s got the point where I’m expecting Hulk Hogans music to hit. The constant cheating and diving to time waste is also a major concern. Now other teams are doing the same resulting in a snooze fest. The sooner he’s gone the better 3) VAR • Now this one has taken the heart and soul out the game. Yes it leads to the correct decision most times, but it has taken the “anything can happen” factor out the game. A goal goes in and nobody even knows whether to celebrate it or not. Decisions taking to long to be made and incompetent officials who clearly don’t know what the game has killed the enjoyment for all the fans Now I can’t see VAR being eradicated from the game but I’m truly hoping PEP & and his former protege MIKEL are gone in the next 2 years max SO WE CAN GO BACK TO ENJOYING WATCHING FOOTBALL AGAIN

@Kevin_D_Webb Fuck. I forgot the game tying home run. ✅

@Kevin_D_Webb ✅ Game winning homer. ✅ 9-5 put out to end an inning. ✅ 8th inning absolutely cooked. Cmon Kevin, I could have left the throw out and simply said Boston.

“You’re welcome America.” -The American League East #wbcbaseball

@abdvlahi Muppet

Arteta been here 7 years Have you ever seen two arsenal players play a 1-2 Thank you for your time

@yungsmiles10 @DetroitHotspurs @billycarpy Just let him fuck off to the Championship.

@DetroitHotspurs @billycarpy back to the ball = yellow card?

Yellow for Havertz

@ChizzyYGO @goaliej78 @nicolefshirman Somebody should board your mom.

@goaliej78 @nicolefshirman Someone should board Schaefer and hopefully shorten his career

Insane what having players who can actually skate can do for a team

Maybe Hürzeler should tell @OfficialBHAFC to keep the ball in play. Drop that 59 to 39 and they could have played beautifully ineffective football for another 10 minutes and still lost.

@JasonJames_73 @jamesbenge @karthikadhaigal True, but I think he’d still probably be able to manage all 6 points against Hull, Norwich, and Preston North End next year, no?

@jamesbenge @karthikadhaigal 100% he’s auditioning for the Spurs job. What an utter imbecile he is.

Hurzeler on Arsenal: At the moment I have a feeling they’re making their own rules... There has to be a limit, it has to be set by the Premier League and the referees. At the moment they can do what they want.

I guess that I too would be a bitchy little boy if my try hard team had only taken 8 of the last 30 available points. Adapt bitch.