Morgan J Tempest #YESSINGWOOD

I'm still kickin', FYI. Look, I learned to do a new thing!

@sistersinead If you'd ever met a rat, you'd understand this is a thing they all know.

In the movie Ratatouille, the ability to control humans by pulling their hair is: a) a secret known to all rats b) an inborn ability unique to Remy c) an inborn vulnerability unique to Linguini d) spontaneously invented by Remy in his hour of need

Hey gang. I don't identify strongly as transgender, but I'm definitely not cisgender (in agreement with the gender assigned to me at birth). So today, on Trans Day of Visibility, I need to tell you that I'm trans. A lot of people assume I'm cis. I'm not. #TDOV2023

The beginnings of an @EmpireLrp collab with @Junipurr_C. We "overheard" Richardo saying he'd like a set for the Anvil Library. Linos and images courtesy of Juniper. I've commissioned some turned handles from another player. Will keep ya'll updated!

Say yes. You won't regret it.

Please retweet, if you can't put a dog's needs first every day for the next 15 years, don't get one.

Coral Bean Burrito

Fuck the Academy. Bigoted capitalist twats.

@grislyeye Ah! We're real!

The lovely (and totally real) @MorganJTempest is in London, and visiting with me. ☕🫖🐶🐶

But aren't we cute?

I can't believe I let George persuade me to go to Loco Mexicano. My burrito has a British beef roast and peas in it. There isn't a single fresh chili pepper in sight. THE GUAC IS PRE-PACKAGED.

So the same super solider serum that made 5’0” 100lb Steve Rogers into 6’2’ 240lb Captain America, took 5’5” 140lb Peggy Carter to…5’10” and 180lbs? Was the serum like “oh no, estrogen detected, gotta nerf her?” That’s some bullshit Captain carter is 6’4” and at least 220

@CatieOsaurus Toshl really helped me, but I still have to use s spreadsheet for some advanced budget maths. Been using the combo for years!

Mulling some cider bc it's Halloween and I'm fed up with being reminded I'm neurodivergent and will spend all of my days failing to convince people what I meant.

I can't decide if its cute or exhausting. Trick or treat kids: Thank you! Mums: Say thank you! K: Thank you! M: Thank you! K: Thank you! Straggling kid: Thank you! The spirits: Thank you! Kids just arriving: Thank you! Their mums: Say thank you!

Uh oh, British teens are beginning to master their Halloween experience. I think this is the first year I've seen the American classic "Yeah, I'm still trick or treating, but I won't put more effort in than a mask sat on top of my head."

Merry goth christmas, hope you're making the most of this cheerful, if soggy, Samhain!

🧵There’s a Korean bakery chain called Paris Baguette (PB) which is as ubiquitous as Starbucks in Korea. They have your café offerings like below-average coffee and mediocre French-style pastry ubiquitous with Korean bakeries. #1u