Morgan

Life comes at ya fast

12 donuts a day keeps the doctor away amirite

Can't put my finger on it, but something changes as time goes on

I love when a young guy gets just like way too big for his frame

@NFL_Thirst Too light tbh

also feels important to mention that he's 6'4 and 240 pounds 🫠

i wish macklin celebrini a very fat, gay, and drunk offseason

It's a rite of passage tbh

Girls, overfeed your boyfriends. It's what you're meant to do

Pittsburgh is an extremely walkable city and I will die on this hill.

Football 🏈

@kaptaingoon Dang what prompts do you even use to get this

lil bros got a dumpy on him 🎂

Happy Saturday

@AtheistPhoenix Harvard exists? Prove it

Harvard exists

@TMG6007 @maxtoscano1 Good thing football players never have to do any kind of slow reintroduction of lighter weights after an injury, let alone physical therapy.

@maxtoscano1 I disagree, for a D1 football program this is fine. Lighter weights are for physical therapy.

This is so performative. Even if you’re 300 pounds there are uses for a 20 pound weight

@needsmoretigers My sports were always football/basketball/track, miss that

computer show me images of obese ex jocks

@rabois @NateSilver538 There are lots of ships nearby on each side of the strait, but almost none have actually passed through it

@NateSilver538 isn’t this the ships enroute? are u stating that Chris Wright was wrong this am?

Are you familiar with where the Strait of Hormuz is, Keith? It is conspicuously empty. marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/ce…

Baseball boy butt