Mormon Serf
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Mormon Serf
@MormonSerf
My 4 wives proofread my tweets, call it companionship study

A bull made for breeding enters a farm full of cows

Given enough pressure, Mormons will crack and show you their dark side.

Only two more months until the Jedi Order (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) sends me, a prospective Jedi Knight (Elder of the Melchezidek priesthood), to fight in the Clone Wars (Gathering of Israel) on Geonosis (Chile)


If Mormons were true Christians then they would not: 1)proclaim the Book of Mormon to be true 2)proclaim Joseph Smith was a true prophet 3)teach tithing as a command 4)follow drink restrictions 5)Practice temple rituals 6)Sing praises to Smith 7)follow modern “prophets”


So in Sunday school today all of Mormonism is going to talk about how “god has power over all things” All things means all, excluding nothing. So why does he not abolish cancer in children? Mormonism claims a god that loves perfectly; I disagree.








