Monday Morning Gunk

@AlboMP None of your food gets wasted

Jett already knows what he’d do as Prime Minister. He wants Australians to understand how much good food gets wasted just because it doesn’t look perfect. Because behind every piece of produce is a farmer who’s put in the work. Thanks for sharing your idea with me today, Jett.

@HollyGrayle What fcukin oval/ground isn't inclusive???

What a great use of public money! Definitely worth taking your dog down here just so it can sh-t on this abomination.

I'm so happy for her

@AshPolitik And look how fcuk3d we are

In a crisis the country knows whom to turn to

In other words, fed by the government my whole life & now I have to fend for myself. W ⚓️

#BREAKING MP Tony Burke told a private meeting that he would "not block the return of ISIS brides" & wanted the matter "kept out of the media" Burke added “assistance would be offered” to the ISIS brides upon their return to Australia This is devastating

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

There is nothing new under the sun, and the decline in talent in the Australian parliament is no exception. A woman wins a defamation case, gets pushed out of her own party anyway, her replacement steps down days later over a character reference for a convicted child sex offender, and somehow nobody saw it coming. So let’s talk about what actually produces people like this.

@DaveMilbo Sh!t like this is why x.com/arbsmichael/st…

Question: Why do you think the Australian Greens can't seem to bust out of the 10-14% range of the vote? Hostile media? Too beuigose? Their candidates? Their messaging? Their Their name? Is Australia just innately pro-war, pro-racism, pro-fossil fuels? The party seems stuck.

Taxed to Death at the Pump 💸⛽ An Excise exists to discourage consumption - yet we’re forced to import 90% of our fuel while trillion-litre reserves sit unused. This measly 50% temporary cut from Albo is nothing but a slap in the face! Abolish fuel tax completely!!

@Tennessteve @LloydLegalist I know, right 🤣🤣🤣

@LloydLegalist Is anybody going to say anything about his mustache? 😂

The haircut hurt but the comments finished the job.

🚨BREAKING: 🇩🇪 AfD Alice Weidel DECLARES Germany IS Finished with the 'Climate Crisis'. "We must declare the climate crisis over. The whole thing is a hoax. A complete scam to crush industry."

This aired in 2008. You don’t really know what you think you know.

America and Japan went from bombing each other to forging a bond of mutual respect and appreciation. Meanwhile, America's long-time allies - Australia, Canada, Britain, etc - have basically all abandoned ship in favour of Islam and third worldism. It boggles the mind.

But Albo had a plan

@goodfoodgal Exactly the same as all the Cov!d BS. Do want the government says & she'll be right.

CONVERSATION yesterday with a friend: Me: “this fuel crisis is a worry. It’s going faster than I predicted. It’s unbelievable we are in this predicament”. Friend: “I don’t think about any of that stuff. I just keep my head down.” “Oh. Ok.” “Yeah… I don’t want to worry about any of that. ” “Well…You may have to soon.” You see Australia - it’s not just the politicians’ fault. Many Aussies just don’t care. As long as mummy & daddy government look after them.

@ShksprnDngrMnky @archeohistories Shiny_Flakes: The Teenage Drug Lord ?

@archeohistories There's actually a 1 hour documentary on the kid who wanted to be the biggest drug dealer in the world, and he was, he became that. and he brought it all into the UK, Europe, and Canada It disappeared when he finally got busted. but we had it by the busload until he did.

Tirah valley - the land of pure hashish ..... In the heart of Tirah Valley, a farmer keeps the old traditions alive, selling his hash bucket and chopping it with an axe to measure the weight. A glimpse into the rugged, timeless practices of the valley, mountainous region located in Orakzai District and southern part of Khyber District, positioned between Khyber Pass and Khanki Valley in Pakistan 🇵🇰 Pakistan today is a conservative, Islamic country, but it was a far different place in its younger days. In 1960s and '70s, Pakistan's elite, many of them educated in West, could publicly indulge in more liberal acts, including drinking alcohol. Pakistan was also part of "hippie trail," from Türkiye to India, which young Westerners traveled. Today, trekking through the secret, narrow passes in the mountains of Tirah, Landikotal and Jamrud tehsils of Khyber Agency, Haji Zubair Afridi and his aides smuggle goatskins in a pickup through Kacharo Kosa. Hidden underneath it are kilos of hashish – what Afridi refers to as his “black gold.” Their final destination is a clandestine warehouse in Jamrud Bazaar, where Zubair exchanges the animal skin for bundles of cash. He hands out Rs5,000 to the pickup driver and Rs3,000 to a teenage assistant. The rough terrain, he says, has nothing much to offer except for the unending clashes between rival groups. It is, however, rich in abundance as far as hashish is concerned. The moderate climate and red soil make it a child’s play for Tirah Maidan’s local farmers to grow cannabis. The crop’s stems are hung for two weeks to dry, after which a thin cloth is used to carefully thresh the plant to extract the dust power called “garda.” Converting garda into consumable hashish is a long process. It must be wrapped inside a fresh goatskin for as long as three months until it turns into a greenish black substance. One skin can contain around 10 kilogrammes of garda. The skin provides the oil needed to solidify ingredients, said Nisar Afridi, a veteran hashish dealer. The longer the garda is kept inside the skin, the better it tastes. June, July and August are the best months to do this, but direct sunlight should be avoided so the final product is not dry, he added. Hashish is supplied to Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa as well as Islamabad, Lahore and Karachi where consumers are willing to pay nearly 10 times more than those in Jamrud, Nisar said. “We don’t transport it. We just sell it in the agency,” he said, adding that people buy it from them and smuggle it through the Karkhano check post on mules, horses and in vehicles. Taj Muhammad, a real estate agent and builder in Hayatabad, while loading his cigarette with moist green hashish said that if the hashish is dry, it loses its effect and gives a headache. He has been addicted to it for 15 years and believes it is less harmful than tobacco. There are no official statistics on total hashish production in the valley. A tribesman familiar with the matter, however, said that a banned outfit controls the price and is heavily invested in the business. In November and December last year, a kilogramme was being sold for Rs65,000 while in June, July and August, the supply increased, dropping the price down to Rs45,000. There are about 250 shops selling hashish in the Wazir Dandh area, Jamrud. Wahid Gul Afridi, a khasadar force official, is known for recovering thousands of kilogrammes of hashish and has been especially posted at a checkpoint to do just this. “My instincts can catch hashish dealers, even when the drugs are hidden in vehicles,” he said, adding that he can sense traffickers by their “strange looks”. Gul claims that his resolve has not been broken by the numerous bribes offered to him. “I do this work to get a promotion; I don’t do it for bribes.” 🎥 : Credit to the Owner © Mohammad Irfan / The Tribune #archaeohistories

@EVCurveFuturist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They mocked EV range anxiety… now petrol cars have fuel anxiety. In Oz, 1000+ stations ran dry—not from shortage, but panic.😬⛽️ The real risk? A system that collapses when people get nervous. Electrons don’t queue. They just flow. ⚡🔋#Bettrification carexpert.com.au/car-news/panic…

Fair enough. The Australia I love