Alissa: Get a brain, Morans!

@hayescarll @CorbLund any chance of tickets being released for @Knuckleheadskc show in KC tonight? Husband thought I got tix and I thought he got them and now we have a babysitter and no tickets. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@clhubes I can TASTE when I have Strep? I get it about once a year and can almost always get antibiotics before it gets really bad because I just know. I had it last week; felt tired on Monday, woke up Tuesday and tasted it, went straight to walk in clinic and tested positive.

LBD turns 3 on Monday and the most exciting part about that is that his daycare will now be *only* $295/week. What a bargain!

I really hate that @USAquarium ‘s 2020 album “Lamentations” is even more relevant today. Incredible songwriting, but I wish some things would’ve turned around a little by now.

I’ve officially lost 20lbs since the beginning of August. All that Halloween candy and anxiety is really paying off.

@MichaelJStern1 A woman. And a woman of color. I hate it here

Is it that Harris is a woman? Is the misogyny that deep in America?

@emilykmay I said this earlier today. We all went early. They’re gonna show up tomorrow with 15 minutes set aside and no snacks and get mad and leave. Boy, bye.

men aren't showing up to the polls because going to vote is kind of tedious and annoying and they usually leave those kinds of tasks up to their wives.

@ifetalksback I go to work every day so I can afford not to have to do any of that homesteading shit and get a break from my kids and feel fulfilled outside of being a mom so I can be a more well rounded and better parent to my kids. But that’s just me.

@invisiblehandfz @peteryanni @CosmicSkeptic @TheOmniLiberal There’s no footage of him speaking coherently about anything for the last several years.

@peteryanni @CosmicSkeptic @TheOmniLiberal 🤣😂🤡 there literally is no footage of him speaking coherently about policy

$10 for a clip of Donald Trump speaking intelligently on policy — @TheOmniLiberal thinks it’s impossible. What have you got?

@FIREINSP2 @AntiquarianMuse Trump? Yeah he already got fired 4 years ago.

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue Live fact checks at trump rallies now

@Gretchen415 @escargotpro_ Ol’ fat Taft ready for a mustache ride

Will Kamala be the first president to be actively a hot person while being the president?

@clhubes @CartoonsHateHer Because Chicago is *sO sCaRy* Gotta be out in white bread boring ass Indiana

It’s incredibly sad that women out there allow this to happen. They refuse to girlboss and make enough money to keep guys like him where they thrive: at home playing video games. Absolutely breaks my heart.

@TadpoleThe @hartgoat If it were me, I’d have read the fine print. And then asked Reddit about it. 😂

@MoronWithAnA @hartgoat If you think a guy who needs to drive 800 miles a day in a rental is smarter and more prepared to litigate than corporate lawyers then you'd have a good point

25k miles in a month is wild but if it said unlimited then I don’t see the issue

@TadpoleThe @hartgoat My guess is this guy read all the fine print and saw they didn’t before he drove the car 800 Miles a day.

@hartgoat I would genuinely be surprised if the Hertz lawyers don't have some sort of clause disallowing a freakish amount of miles. Like the unlimited data that gets slowed down after x amount of gigs

@benwikler The optimism! In 2024! Could only come from a white man.

One of the joys of canvassing is that you meet people who fall into nobody's mental categories. Case in point: the 70yo white guy I just canvassed who told me he's undecided because they're both great candidates and both would do a great job.

@CrankyFed We live in a society!

We all pay taxes to support services we don't use. It's called living in a commonwealth, buddy

@ramit I literally could not live in a house with someone who I couldn’t have an open political discussion with, or who tried to control my choices. But I also probably could not be married to someone who voted for Trump. I can’t be with someone who doesn’t give a shit about people.

I've heard some women aren't telling their husbands who they're voting for, so I decided to ask my community (anonymously) to see if this is true Can you guess what I found out? See the actual chats below

@nikicaga But why did he wear his backpack for 20 minutes and while setting the table?

This guy's life would be so much nicer if he didn't commute for 3 hours each day lol

@thechunkybaby @realEstateTrent I had an international business major. But I also had a finance co-major. Guess which one got me a job? 😂

@realEstateTrent Nor "international business" I know 2 people from that major. 1 is a recruiter and the other inputs data for a living

Undegrads: Don't pick business administration as a major. If you like business, choose Finance, Accounting, or even Marketing. I don't know what business administration means, and neither do most other employers.

@JusticeMBeaver @adgirlMM Pretty sure he has to! 😂

My friend who lives in Texas just texted to let me know that she counted 7 women for every man in line at her polling place. They rang a bell for three first time voters in just five minutes. And that's how you know change is coming. 🇺🇸