Just a Baby
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Our wedding photog was so stressed out by ✨ dynamics ✨ at our wedding that he disappeared for hours and didn’t take any pictures of us, the bride and groom. We took one photo at the end of the night in a photobooth and later realized it was the only shot of us the whole day.


Something you should know if you're looking to hire a wedding photographer is that a lot of photographers have "styled shoots" in their portfolio. These are basically organized events that a photographer has paid to attend, in which professional models are hired to play the part of groom and bride, with a beautiful venue and beautiful decor. They're not real weddings. Real weddings are hard. You can't control the light or the people and once a moment has passed, it's gone - there are no do-overs. Styled shoots are a common cheat. It’s kind of unethical imo. Once you know what to look out for, it’s pretty obvious. A big tell is a handsome groom. But I think most people not in the industry probably have no idea!


@str8edgewatch can we get a tour omg


This year ima take a solo trip to Chicago to visit their art museum. I’m scared af but ima do it.






divaaaa @_melayela_ I have two requests, hopefully they don’t plagiarise us again (!) - they’re both for Stateside @pinkpantheress2 @zaralarsson 1. “who knew opening up would make me a headline (boots)” .. but “boots” being Tiffany Pollard at the Flava of Luv reunion 2. “yeah i’m that girl i’ve been it (ahahah ahahahahah)” but replaced with the acapella outro of Love Muffin by Debra Wilson as Mariah Carey on MadTV, (you’ll get it when you see it!) these are a lil niche but pls could you? the people deserve to giggle



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