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If I pay for your wax you chilling with me til it grow back

“you’re so funny i love it” *2 months later* “everything a fuckin joke to you huh”

Privileged Princess Meets Slappy, the Security Guard 😭

fun fact, the man who basically invented insulin sold the patent for 1 dollar so it could be used to save as many people as possible.

Somebody matched my freak and we almost died

"Oh guyyysss, he ratioed.."

Fat boy presses her for talking shit out of nowhere on the court… gets absolutely body slammed when he throws the first punch

If you solve this you’re smarter than most people 😏👇

my roommate is so unserious

@PROBLEMCHImky Fr dawg

@Morpheeek Tf bro😭😂

If I pay for your wax you chilling with me til it grow back

new to this whole girlfriend thing am i doing this right?

me peeing in a public toilet stall with a broken lock

Imagine having zero knowledge about fighting and trying to fight someone who actually knows how to fight, blud should've noticed with that footwork alone.

She my new gym partner

can’t believe some stoners don’t know they different strains of weed 😭😭 they just be smoking any shit passed to them 😂😂

He thought he could say the N-word with no consequences

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@uniqueunice_1 @Iamemperor00 But what if I pay for it ? 😂

@Morpheeek @Iamemperor00 I don’t know you

Bro started filming a couple fighting… then things got jealous😭😭

And it’s been 3 years now😭

one time a nigga tried to give me his number and I said "I don't like men" and he said "I don't like the police but I know their phone number" I couldn't argue wit blood so I gave him my phone