Michael Morris

Was doing some spring cleaning and found a box full of vintage Pokémon cards and Yu Gi Oh cards. Not sure if they have any value, but does anyone know where I could get an honest assessment? If I take them to Yorozoya I think they’ll rip me off!

Can we just cancel April Fools jokes, because with the shape of the world I would believe anything that gets posted today!

@usagi_matto Yes it does, and I agree with you!

With the new rules for bicycles starting tomorrow, I think a lot of foreigners who don’t have a Japanese driver’s license are going to get stopped for not stopping at rail crossings! I don’t think other countries have such a rule!

@MENAhouritsu Using Headphones/Earphones: ¥5,000 Riding with an Umbrella: ¥5,000 Riding at Night Without Lights: ¥5,000 Riding Double (Two People): ¥3,000 Target Audience: Applies to cyclists 16 and older, including foreigners.

@MENAhouritsu •Blue Ticket System (aokippu): Similar to motorists, cyclists can receive traffic tickets for minor violations to avoid criminal indictment. •Smartphone Use While Riding: ¥12,000 Ignoring Traffic Lights:  ¥6,000 Riding on the Wrong Side of the Road:  ¥6,000

@InakaCanuck @MelissaLMRogers How much I bet you Melissa is from Alberta!

@MelissaLMRogers The EN/FR bilinguals are the top 18% in CND. Over 41% of Canadians can converse in 2 or more languages. People like you who can barely communicate in one language are in the bottom 5%. Don’t worry, you’re not losing the CEO position to someone just because they are bilingual.

UNBELIEVABLE 🇨🇦 Carney demands the next Air Canada CEO be Bilingual. Only 18% of Canadians are Bilingual. Instead of getting the BEST person for the job, they will search in a very small % of people to Lead Canada’s largest airline VERY SLIPPERY & dangerous slope. Good luck 🇨🇦

@MKinTokyo @thekebabfather Must be the cinnamon taste, right?

@thekebabfather Big Red. I love it. My wife hates it.

At donki hooooo teeee

@ouagadougou62 @hizaga And traffic lights are blue!

@hizaga Yes, it's called red onion in North America but then. Japanese swear that peaches are pink!

Wait, is it called a red onion? I've been calling it purple onion

Great first game for Okamoto! Scored the first run and the winning run!

Great that Kazuma Okamoto is in Toronto so hopefully we can get to see a lot more BlueJays games on NHK! Ok, BlueJays, let’s play ball!

@nagaijin It was on Nihon TV news show “Every”

@MorrisMichael Oh come on. Was that on the National news?

What the hell Japan! I just say a news report that dentists can’t acquire Novocain or whatever Anesthesia they use, so either they are not treating patients or asking them to “gaman” the pain! What is going on?

@richarddeitsch This just happened here in Japan with the WBC. Netflix had the streaming rights and they warned many sports bars and restaurants not to show the games. So many people were confused and angry they couldn’t get together and enjoy the games!

Quality piece here.

@ouagadougou62 @CacheThatCheque Bottled instant coffee especially!

@CacheThatCheque Indeed, so many products have gone through the same transformation.

Bullshit shrinkflation now becoming more noticeable in Japan. Morinaga reduced the size of their milk packaging from 1000ml to 900ml while keeping the price unchanged.

@UnseenJapanSite Why does he have a police detail? It is almost like they knew something like this was going to happen! Performative perhaps!

Today in "talk shit, get hit": Japanese "politician" Kawai Yūsuke, who's turned to anti-immigrant hate to garner attention, got lightly grazed on the cheek after harassing Kurdish immigrants at their annual Newroz Festival & acted like he'd taken a bazooka to the face.

Man Putin has hutzpah! He proposed that if the US stopped sharing intelligence with Ukraine, he’d stop sharing with Iran. So he is telling the US he is colluding with Iran against the US!

@nagaijin She truly did that!

@MorrisMichael I’ll cut her some slack because if she wore in front of Trump, he would see it as a sign of weakness and ridicule her. Mind you, she made a big enough fool of herself on her own.

Why when Takaichi was getting off her flight from Washington she had that black wrist supporter on again? Looking for sympathy? Her wrists seemed fine when meeting “Donald”!

@mizunocaitlin @Cyberlane Is this a Japanese dentist who accepts insurance? I’ve never heard of such a first time charge. Are they doing a full work up? X-rays etc.?

@Cyberlane Compared to other medical stuff, yes. Just scrolled a website where the first visit was over 20,000 yen!

Why are dentists so damn expensive