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He promised to run the country like he ran his business. It ended with Rudy Giuliani outside Four Season Total Landscaping next to a dildo shop, after a staffer mistakenly thought the empty parking lot was a Four Seasons hotel.

⚡️For the first time in nearly three years, the initiative in the war appears to be shifting toward Ukraine, — The Economist The magazine writes that Ukraine is gradually changing the course of the war and inflicting increasingly serious damage on Russia. Key points: 1⃣Russia’s spring offensive has effectively failed; 2⃣in April, Russian forces suffered net territorial losses for the first time since August 2024; 3⃣over the past 30 days, Russia lost control of 113 square kilometers; 4⃣Ukrainian drones are striking deeper and deeper into Russia’s rear areas; 5⃣military and economic targets are being hit nearly 2,000 km from the border. The Economist describes the situation as a potential turning point in the war. 💬 “If you had to brief Putin, the picture would look pretty grim.”

There is nothing subtle about what the Supreme Court is doing. They gave Trump legal immunity, and now they are trying to give him political immunity.

This explains why they’ve been blocking sanctions against the Russian friendly regime

KALLAS: First, giving Russia right to appoint negotiator on our behalf would not be very wise. Second, Schröder has been high-level lobbyist for Russian state-owned companies, it’s clear why Putin wants him as negotiator. He would actually be sitting on both sides of the table.

Trump: «Xi Jinping è un uomo buono e intelligente». Ricapitolando. In questi mesi il presidente degli Stati Uniti ha lodato Putin, Kim Jong-un, Orbán, Netanyahu, Lukashenko, Xi Jinping. E ha attaccato: Papa Leone XIV, Meloni, Macron, Starmer, Merz, Sanchez e la NATO.

@justinamash The Golden Oaf.

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.” 😅

The U.S. has spent billions to lose a war that enriches its oligarchs, impoverishes the citizenry, sabotages its alliances, and strengthens its enemies. Empires have risen and failed before, but to my knowledge no state has ever chosen to kill its own power. snyder.substack.com/p/on-superpowe…

Never forget that what really frightens him is democracy Because all the NATO countries are democracies Except for the United States of America, of course Which is Russia's ally...

On one side of the Atlantic, you have a 79-year-old former game show host who believes windmills cause cancer, personally ended a war that hasn’t ended, and that crowd sizes at his inauguration defied the known laws of mathematics. On the other side, you have a 72-year-old ex-KGB man who has just accused Finland of secretly plotting to invade Russia. Finland. Famous for saunas, reindeer, and minding their own business since approximately the Bronze Age. Putin’s reasoning, delivered with the solemn authority of a man who hasn’t slept since 2003, was this: Finland joined NATO because they were waiting. Biding their time. Lurking. Ready to swoop in and grab Russian territory the moment Russia collapsed. “Swoop in and grab what they could,” he said. This is a man who sent 200,000 troops across an internationally recognised border, seized territory by force, and has spent four years reducing Ukrainian cities to rubble. Describing someone else as the type who swoops in and grabs what they can. The psychological term is projection. The clinical term is considerably less polite. Meanwhile, across the ocean, the other one is imposing tariffs on islands inhabited exclusively by penguins and receiving world leaders at a golf club in Florida as though the White House is simply too far to drive. Two old men. Two fantasy worlds. Zero connection to observable reality. The Cold War at least had the decency to be frightening. This is just embarrassing. When your entire worldview runs on paranoia, grievance, and whatever the Kremlin version of Fox News feeds you at 3am, a fence looks like an invasion. A neighbour looks like a threat. And five million Finns quietly getting on with their lives looks like a geopolitical conspiracy. x.com/nexta_tv/statu…

One off the biggest mistakes of the Biden Administration…a failure to recognize that helping Ukraine defeat Russia was achievable and in America‘s strategic interest.

Never forget, never forget an American VP @JDVance took time out from his country being at 𝐰𝐚𝐫 to fly over the Atlantic trying to stop Hungarians breaking free from the EU's most corrupt government Just a few scenes of the absolute joy and freedom yesterday in Budapest👇

Trump claimed that Putin agreed to a prison swap in return for Zelenskyy agreeing to a ceasefire so Putin could hold his parade in peace. Now it looks like Putin reneged on the deal. Will Trump respond? Or just rollover again?

1/5 Fascists posing as anti-fascists: As Putin oversees another pathetic ”Victory Day” parade, it’s time to dismantle the myth of Russia’s moral superiority over Nazism. Moscow fought for survival, not principle. They were Hitler’s partners/allies until he betrayed them

Elon Musk has made $500 billion since Trump took office. Elon wants to eliminate Social Security because it pays out $500 Billion a year. He says YOUR money is an entitlement that you're not entitled to. This is what Maga voted for.

Today the Venice Biennale opens and Russia has spent millions parading their “culture” at a shiny pavilion. In reality, they bombed over 2,600 hospitals, maternity wards, and schools since 2022. That’s Russian culture.

More guards than guests, shortest parade in history, zero military equipment... Yeah, it's over.

The Russian dictator hurries off stage into a waiting vehicle, after the shortest May 9th parade on record, with no military vehicles, and no world leaders of consequence AFTER begging Zelensky to allow it.

These people think we’re as stupid as they are

The Golden Chaff.

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭