Steve Dyson

@Adam_Hosker Embarrassing. *offline*

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Seems fair #efc #cfc #EVECHE

"Nobody has done more to combat the far-right than me" claims Farage. In the same way, nobody did more to combat loneliness in old age than Harold Shipman.

@piersmorgan This. Country.

This is absolutely disgusting. What the hell has Britain become when we treat our elderly so appallingly? Having myself been through a similar fractured femur injury recently, she must have been in agony, the poor woman. Shameful.

@Kathryn_Cura I’m so sorry

Today has been the most brutal of days. Mum will need 24hr care, no use of her right side, she won’t be able to speak or have any independence again. The Drs have added a DNR. Explaining to my dad has been heartbreaking.

@GoranSlav @footballnsw That’s the same effect as that dick that lamped that player in Wales the other week. Absolutely no need for it and a long ban required. That’s cowardly

A horror challenge on Sutherlands Jamie Percevski last night was ugly. Rash, Reckless and uncalled for, the NPL is tough, but that crossed the line. Players deserve better protection and @footballnsw need to make a stance with a long suspension for the player guilty #npl #nplnsw

Ahead of James Milner equalling Gareth Barry's all-time PL appearance record by coming on as a sub vs Crystal Palace, it is a fine achievement but don't be misled. Barry's 54,434 minutes is some 14,000 ahead of Milner. The equivalent of another 155 games. Or four full seasons.

The people who broke the country are defecting to Reform & telling us that it’s broken.

@ifan_tomos @CPDPorthmadogFC That’s a custodial sentence never mind a football ban.

Neanderthal, that's shocking.

Henry Mancini plays the iconic "Pink Panther Theme" in 1983, with Plas Johnson, the original saxophone soloist who recorded the song, and the Terry Gibbs band.

Next giveaway contest .. see below for shirt pics .. it’s from our @CarolinaToffees group

Why not it’s been a few, need the luck of the giveaway.. like, retweet and follow, will pick a few winners post match .. UTFT! The decal not the car!

Got an u21 ticket going for today, meet at the ground, south stand. UTFT

Nigel Farage didn't bother to show up for the abortion debate. Guess where he is today? That's right he's hosting surgeries in Clacton. Oh no he isn't! He's at Ascot. Priorities and all that. Man of the people

Asmir Begovic on Jordan Pickford: “He’s playing at an incredibly high level. He loves being at Everton... he’s doing the business for England, going from strength to strength. “He’s been the best goalkeeper in the Premier League for the last five years.” nytimes.com/athletic/64185…

@andrew_raeburn @ebfc_official Was that a Bank Holiday game? Cracking game that.

@ebfc_official Not quite right on the head-to-head. Borough also beat Dover 3-1 at Priory Lane in 2003 - Daren Pearce, Scott Ramsay and Steve Yates scored in the last 10 minutes.

📝 New Season, New Team: @DoverAthletic A closer look at one of next season's new opponents in @TheVanaramaNL South ⬇️ #EBFC

@grandoldteam @Everton Watson & Bainesy

Have you ever named a pet after an @Everton player?...

Literally moments apart on Sky News.

@CyberSaffron @Tenpin_Bowling I can almost feel this kids pain!

Slowest bar service in Eastbourne? I'm at a kids' party + had to wait almost 20mins to order a drink Bar staff not aware of who's next - 2 groups got in front of me, luckily I'm not on a timed session No apology for the delay. At one point, one person serving, 15 waiting! 🙁