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@luisjgomez Skankfest Australia! Make it happen!

Ok I’m officially bored of the Roast talk. Whats next?

@stevebyrnelive @JeffDye Why is everyone fine with her being at dinner with Epstein?

@AB84 Haemorrhoids. Those little bastards keep popping up

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@Plontus_ Jeez Ned "Carlos" Mencia is even stealing this guys look...

Wow, Erock have lost a ton of weight, he's almost unrecognizable

@SugaSeanMMA Sean "Bigger Country" OMalley

I’ll like the best reply, go

@Finalbossjimmy @luisjgomez So some jokes hurt your feelings? Made you feel bad? Like in the same way the people who were robbed with a weapon, that dude was charged with aggravated robbery, must have felt great, no feelings hurt, and didnt feel bad at all. 🙄 Get over yourself.

@luisjgomez So you’re cool with jokes about a Black Man who was murdered by the police got no reason? Are you cool with George Floyd, slave, and lyncing jokes? If so then you might be anti Black @luisjgomez

Comedians need to stop being such pussies. If you’re not stepping on and over the line at a roast you’re not doing it right.

@luisjgomez Im guessing this person doesnt know what happened to Luis J Gomez' parents? Specifically his dad?

Are you talking about being shot in the neck or having a cop kneel on their neck? Either way yes.

@TheSaurus831 Says your a battle rapper? That's cute.

Can’t process how braindead someone would have to be to find Tony Hinchcliffe funny

@catul_lafortune @Variety So calling someone a bigot, racist, nazi, totally cool though?

@Variety Che isn’t even lying. White roast writers treat a podium like a deposition. They don't want to laugh at you; they want to dismantle your entire bloodline and leave you with a 1,000-yard stare. Black roasts are a cookout; white roasts are a war crime tribunal.

Michael Che was originally slated to perform at "The Roast of Kevin Hart," but he ended up pulling out due to scheduling difficulties with “SNL.” Now, Che is taking to social media to air some grievances about the event: “White guys and Black people joke different. Black guy roast like, ‘look at this n—- shoes!’ White roasts are like, ‘Slavery, math, slain teens, sex crimes, slurs, family secrets.’ White guys don’t give a f*ck about they shoes.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

@kevin_nealon Aww, hes got his mother's mustache

@luisjgomez Totally fine for Charlie Kirk jokes, jokes about Tony being a racist nazi, but no, lets not say something about Floyd, it might make him feel bad. You know like how the people who were robbed with a deadly weapon felt bad after he robbed them

@homelesspimp It was a sad day for all when our King died

Shout out the greatest ever

Decided to wing half my set, worked out alright, guess it can go in the "add to 10 minute" set pile

@SpinninBackfist Ronda makes her husband pee sitting down

Ronda Rousey goes off at the press conference

@GregFitzShow They just introduced direct flights from San Francisco to Adelaide Australia....just throwing that out there.......

In Cali the next 2 weeks! Come say hi! #Bakersfield #Escondido #comedy

@GOP_is_Gutless "Who also hasn't worked in years" 😂 I guess directing Severance isn't doing much. And wasnt DeNiro just in a movie?

Ben Stiller Turns on Zohran Mamdani Just months after endorsing and voting for NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, woke actor Ben Stiller is now blasting him. Stiller, like his buddy Robert De Niro (who also hasn’t worked in years), is furious about Mamdani’s proposed wealth tax on people worth over $1 million. “I may have more than a lot of people, but I’m not some bazillionaire,” Stiller said. “Taking 8% of my net worth would really hurt.” He complains the tax doesn’t account for people living off their savings. That’s what happens when you vote for far-left policies. Live and learn. Maybe Stiller and De Niro can star in a sequel: “Meet the Taxman” Hypocrisy level: expert. 😂 What do you think — karma or just too late? 👇 #BenStiller #ZohranMamdani #NYC

@frankiemacd I mean I dont really know you, so ill consider you a work friend

Do I have any of my fans in Australia and new Zealand

Round 2… fight! Last night vs Hiral Desai. Tonight vs Deepak Dhanasekar. Who you got? Roast Battlez: Adelaide March 19th | 9:45PM Austral Hotel Place your bets in the comments so I know who to blame.

@shanester53 @DaneCook You've never been on stage before have you

If you’re a struggling comedian.. seemingly lost on the road, playing some club with a wacky name that offers temp residence in a comedy condo with a couch Dennis Wolfberg probably crashed on during the comedy boom.. congrats.. you’re exactly where you are suppose to be. It’s the hard road dog years alone and lonely that all add up later. Listen not everyone is meant for the big time kid.. but just the part where you’re up there doing it is where the accomplishment already lives. Hone the craft.. use the time alone to carve out your true honest identity. Define your personal constitution. Fall in love with every crowd and then leave them in the middle of the night for some other stage and show. Journal it all.. each day. At least one line about who you are.. where you are.. how you see the world or how you think it sees you. Do this and it leads you to your own personal finish line. Just remember to throw a sheet over that couch before you crash on it. Godspeed.

@samtripoli Source?

Congratulations to Donald Trump on eliminating war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu! You were the only president brave enough to do it! The world is lighter place today because of your braver actions! Thank you, you sweet sweet man!