Shannonymous

Bout to transport people using Bernoulli's principle

@samadler22 @whaecarti There were like 10 police vehicles there. Most of the students and faculty had left as of 25 minutes ago. I didn't hear any shots, and I heard from others that they didn't hear any either.

@whaecarti Literally not seeing anything on this anywhere 😳

#SHOOTING SANDERSON HIGHSCHOOL, 27609, 2:00 PM

@TierZoo I thought you were talking about the earth server, and I was gonna say that mandatory update at age 30.

Why does everything do double damage

@trippytev_ We really might be missing out on the greatest to ever do it cuz "nah, I'm not wearin that."

@LateRoundQB Is your needle at all moved on the *looks cautiously around* Panthers?

If you have any non-start/sit questions for this week's mailbag episode, send them my way.

@genbushh_ @KristinLloydPhD Co-sufferers: we are out here. We exist. We are with you.

.@KristinLloydPhD is true to her word

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@DigUltimate HOW MUCH HELP DOES JOSH MARKETTE NEED????

Excited to present the 2024 company register for New England DiG!

Darling husband just said “I should call you Momma Cow” in response to the milk I produce. Anyone want a husband? He’s free. I’ll pay you even.

@SportsCenter @NBA Nice

The votes are in for this year's Most Improved Player 👀🗳 (via @NBA)

@hammerswingames We are not the same; he is a Martian.

I... can't understand him

The Google Chrome extension that provides ASL Interpreting for movies on DisneyPlus and Netflix is called "SignUp Captions" and it's free. The interpreters are Deaf actors/entertainers. chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

@jmhenner Tbh this ChatGPT guy sounds like a real bozo.

Me in front my class: ChatGPT can you summarize the works of Dr Jon Henner in a paragraph? ChatGPT: Never of the guy. He hasn’t done anything accomplished in his field. What a fucking loser. My Class: … Me: Ow. What a burn.

@BMose05 @Suns He's proven he can play with a point guard and alongside another elite scorer as well. I feel like with the five of PG, Book, Warren, KD, and Ayton, that's an incredibly efficient offense with a potential for really good, swarming team D.

@Mosecubed @Suns I do but he won’t be on the court at all times. But without any help at all the court will shrink for him.

As the @Suns are constructed right now, I don’t see them getting past the second round. They’ll have about 20 games together, and plugging KD into rotation is much harder than some role players. They also have no depth now.

@KristinLloyd3 PERIOD.

And also, #GoNolesForever

So I have some big news! I will be joining the faculty in the Department of Sociology, Anthropology, and Criminal Justice at Clemson University this fall! I am pumped about this opportunity but will miss my Georgia Southern colleagues dearly.

@jenni_tabler If it were me, I would simply stop being allergic.

My husband's cat allergy is oppressing me like how could he just have genetics that keep me from having cute lil toe beans in my life

@genbushh_ I got the email and I'm not eligible (til next year)!!!!

Literally said this out loud to my coworker today who knows nothing about ultimate.

@khalifygreens @seanthegazelle Let's make it happen.

@khalifygreens @seanthegazelle