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@Sammyb0147 @BSAT_Properties Anything transport if you're not doing it yourself, forget it sir...

@BSAT_Properties I intend going into the transportation business, where i will get a shuttle bus for balance & take. Please anyone into it, should share some details about it or some guidelines to follow thanks.

One of my financial mistakes 2024 i opened a pure water factory for additional income. In fact in my head I had imagined that it’s blood money business I was about to enter because I felt the expenses will be small so I imagined plenty profit. In my mind I said after all I’m not buying the water. Anyway let me first use 5 minutes to laugh at my self first before I start 😂😂😂 I bought every machine it needed to Nafdac standard,I also registered it with Nafdac so my sale was very legit. That gave me my first experience with Nafdac I started with 3 cars,a hilux truck and 2 open boot bikes. We kicked off and my reality set in. First of all printing of roll was more expensive than i thought,already taking half of my money. Then as a producer our price is usually regulated with other factories,we cannot give drivers higher than other factories because we had a union binding us and it was part of our rules. We are producers so we don’t sell directly,we give to drivers at cheaper rate then they sell and make their money. As at that time I was giving each bag of water to my drivers at 120 naira a bag sometimes 150. Now I will still buy fuel for the cars ooo Even when i considered the option of them buying fuel and adjusting their price I still suffered for it. I also pay each bagger 10 naira to bag 1 bag,this is minus other salaries of the people in production handling the major sealing machines ooo I was burning electricity and light bill as if fire was burning my Nyash. I changed filters every two weeks and it’s not cheap I ran diesel to support Nepa because of course I live in Nigerian. I had so many staffs on salaries too and there are so many other expenses i cannot say all here. Abi is it car maintenance,story for another day 🥱 Drivers will owe me and they kept giving excuses that customers are owing them,all lies,infact me,drivers and police station became customers every week. I gave most of this drivers accommodation ooo but the truth is they are full blown thieves. At the end of every sales I make money but it goes like the wind to expenses and I will be left with only money to replace the rolls to produce again. To cut the long story short I was close to running madd then I shut down the business and I regained my sanity. If you have ever ran a pure water business you will understand this post better than anyone else,and if you intend to open a pure water factory first go to Amadioha and take juju make all your workers first swear oath before you start and take jazz not to run madd. Which business showed you shege? © Belle Kingdom

@abstract_deity Did he got the job.. Before I send my insult ma know first.

It was 2015, just after graduation. I had just returned to Abuja after surviving UNIBEN. I had a neighbour who worked at NRS (formerly FIRS). He had always been kind to me, and we used to talk about life whenever I came home during holidays. So when I finished school, I felt it was the right time to approach him about job opportunities. Around that same time, a friend of mine came back with me from school. He didn’t want to return to Kaduna immediately, so he asked if he could stay with me for a week. He also wanted to use the opportunity to see his girlfriend in Abuja. I spoke to my parents, and they agreed. When I spoke to my neighbour, he asked me to prepare my CV and bring a hard copy, as they were looking to hire. I mentioned my friend to him, and he said he could also submit his CV. We both prepared our CVs and planned to visit him together so I could introduce my friend properly. One Tuesday night, we went to his house, but he wasn’t around. I called him, but he didn’t pick. Later, he sent a message saying he had travelled and would be back on Thursday. Unfortunately, I had to travel to Delta State on Thursday for personal reasons, while my friend was scheduled to return to Kaduna on Friday. So I gave my CV to my friend and asked him to submit both his and mine to my neighbour when he returned. I had already informed my neighbour that my friend would come on my behalf, and he agreed. I travelled. When I got to Delta, I called my friend again to remind him. I had also confirmed that my neighbour was back in Abuja. That evening, around 9pm, my friend went to submit the CVs and told me he had done so. The next day, he travelled back to Kaduna. Everything seemed fine. Until I returned to Abuja. My neighbour called me and asked: “Why did you change your mind about working with the government?” I was confused. I said "as how naw?" He then told me that the CVs submitted were for my friend and his girlfriend. Mine was not included. According to him, my friend said I wanted to go to law school first and maybe do some private practice before considering working with his agency. My neighbour even showed me the CVs. Mine was not there. I called my friend. His response? “You know your parents are still alive… mine are not. Plus na only me my babe get. I just feel say job no go hard you get na why… abeg no vex.” That was it. Harrison… I hope this post goes viral and that you somehow come across it wherever you may be at the moment. So you can see yourself clearly for the evil that you are.

@EnahoroMoses1 @klintoncod What's ridicule in his write up?

@klintoncod Even if he had cancelled you would still turn blind eye. Who knows, you may also be at the forefront criticizing such action. You guys can do anything to ridicule the country you claim to love so much.

If they bomb a random place in England like yorkshire with people losing their lives and prime minister travels to America to have dinner with Donald Trump, trust me UK people will make sure he is coming back to his personal house, not no 10.

@cfcCami Neymar that can't stay fit for the whole season.

Wayne Rooney wey finish 6th for BALON d’or at the age of 17 for Everton o😂… Na today I know say una no dey really understand wetin una dey watch😂

@triplexdshott E don reach to follow you, since last night you just dey make me laugh with lines.

whether you like it or not, some of us will reap where we did not sow.

@UTDIfy In my next life, I'll still be a man u fan and barca fan and messi fan.

How can u be a Manchester United fan and you support Messi and Barcelona. It truly baffles me.

@McCartney000 Boss nothing concern us with UK drivers license.

Why are Nigerians in Nigeria not contributing to this discourse? What do you have to say about your license 🤭

Apparently the UK driving license is the hardest to get in the world, explains why their are fewer accidents on the road

@instablog9ja By the Grace of God he'll not call you

Omolomo 🤭 She thought it was just one small Android phone… until she saw ₦200M balance on the app 😭💸 Shakara disappeared immediately. He paid ₦49k for her stuff without blinking. Sis quickly dropped her Opay — make he add one extra 0 and call her later 😂 Money talks, small phone dey whisper 🤭 Would you have formed hard girl still? 👇

@Ikino666 Na your pastor you suppose tell this one first o

I am an usher in my church. Every Sunday after service, we count the offering money together and give it to be deposited in the church account. I always saw it as something serious and holy. Then in January, I lost my job. It was sudden. I didn’t have much savings. I kept hoping I would get another job quickly, but weeks passed and nothing came. Money was finishing. I was stressed. February came and Valentine’s Day was close. I still didn’t have a job. I also wanted to buy a gift for my boyfriend. I didn’t want him to think I couldn’t do anything for him. One Sunday while we were counting the offering, I started thinking. There is plenty money here,I told myself. I will just take 50k and replace it when I get a job. My heart was beating fast. But I still took ₦50,000 and kept it in my bag. I felt very guilty after that. I told myself I wouldn’t do it again. But the next Sunday, I still had no job. I was still broke. So I took another ₦50,000. That made it ₦100,000 in total. I used the money to buy the Valentine gift. My boyfriend was happy. He didn’t know where the money came from. But every time I stand in church now, I feel different. I feel ashamed. I keep thinking about what I did. It was just ₦100,000. But it feels like I lost something bigger than

@effxzzzyy Them no too send anybody... Oyo be that nickname

everyone has that one aunty in their family that never got married or had kids, dem just dey

@cubana_WL He understands the rules of the game

I like how VDM comes for people 🤣🤣 he doesn’t come for you directly yet, he first uses mind game to first remove every type of back up you’d have then when all your back up don run he’ll now feast. Still baffles me that people have really picked up on that… See where he hang ball, he never even attack mitchy, but he don gather people to attack seyi, by mentioning doctors and civil servants and police men… when he come for mitchy now even the people she build house for go feel like oh so you had 100m and na this small thing you do for us 🤣🤣🤣

@_el_nino19 @instablog9ja Small thing go just dey vex person.

“What’s one bill you dread paying every month??” 😩💸 Rent? Light bill? Data? Or that one subscription you forgot to cancel? 👀 Be honest… which one hits you the hardest? 😭👇

@chizmilliemiles @bigjikada0 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you don finish me with laugh..

@bigjikada0 One was in my compound then. The shout irritate the living day out of me. Most especially on weekend when I want to rest. Cus of the dog I had to buy teazer. From the first day I teased the dog, he went to hell and back. When he woke up, he never came close to my door. 😂😂😂😂😁

The reason I hated this dog so much is that one of them sneaked into our compound then and impregnated our pitbull. My pitbull gave birth to 12 local dogs. I almost díed of héart attack. They were mixed breed though but the local gene was dominant. I was expecting to make millions

@blaccmajek Add road safety abeg.

So terrorists go enter road, dem no jam soldiers for road, dem no jam police for road, dem go commit murder, still go back to their hideout in peace. But regular Nigerians can't even drive 10 minutes without seeing the police or soldiers. What does it look like?

@Prestigious_Gt I have a friend that the wife don't joke with me, reason been that whenever I visit I'm always dropping something for her and the child. If you're brought up in that way it follows you everywhere.

I remember sometime in 2022 one of my guys wey just enter UK 🇬🇧 came to my area for an interview and branched to sleep over at my place. While he was leaving, he gave my wife £50 and my son £20. Only for the guy to call me when he got to the train station, saying make I comot from where my wife dey, say he wan follow me talk something. He say make I send am £70, say the money he gave my wife and boy na him last card. Omo, laugh wan wound me that day. He come dey beg me say make I no tell my wife ooo. Thank God for life sha, he dn settle well now and he is doing fine 😂

@360roundpoint @VictoriaOzioma1 @lilyally98 Everything about him is fake

@VictoriaOzioma1 @lilyally98 With that his fake masculine voice

Videos I can never watch Peller Jarvis Opeyemi Blessing CEO Solomon buchi Tacha VDM Solomon buchi VDM Peller Peller Peller Egungun Opeyemi Egungun Peller Carter Efe Nasty black Peller Peller Reno omokri Seyi law Omojuwa Peller Blessing CEO Geh geh Peller Geh geh

@VictoriaOzioma1 @lilyally98 Very annoying voice...

@lilyally98 Opeyemi has to be number for me , I don’t even know why 😩I don’t even want to hear his voice

@dammiedammie35 Everything is fair in war.

“The instagram that you guys reported is my life's work. I have put more than 10 years into that page, that page has brought jobs and fed me.” - The girl whose page was brought down by ratels after asking Wizkid FC to unfollow VDM Cries out🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️💔

@Jessejagz This is not true.. Some of us have never touch one kobo from any celebrities. But still we love them

Remove give aways and some people will have no fans. Begging culture made most of you and we all can see how embarrassing it’s.

@Moweyyyy184273 Funny comments everywhere.. Anyways money is good.

Bruh as them dey born u for Adeleke family, na straight up them dey run Yankee passport for you 😭😭 Adeleke money >>>> If u be Anu shey u no go want make Davido be ur papa ?