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@MkenyaMzi 😂😂😂😂 rash hour dere

It doesnt change the fact you are daft, anything knew , your brain and my arse same whatsapp group

@Maryian96 I know you’re a woman but why would you believe one of you before hearing the other side? Her story is full of nonsense.

In this case alI I can say is that when choosing a partner, first ask God for someone who is kind. For three months, Kamene was unwell and even admitted in the ICU, but her husband never showed up at the hospital. Instead, he was asking her for money to buy tokens and go drinking with his friends…meeehn, who does that? 💔 He abandoned her at the hour of need! This life though, people will avoid you at your lowest. People you never imagined would abandon you, people you thought would always stay. I mean, those who only show interest when you’re okay, ukipatwa tu na shida hivi they coil their tails and start avoiding you 😭. They only want you around when they can benefit from you.💔💔

@WelBeast @Arsenal Non of the fans from both teams was entertained. Conceding 5 or 4 goals is another level bs. Letting the lead slip away at home is horrendous. 9 goals in a semifinal is ridiculous. Pathetic performance!

I’m sorry but this kind of entertainment only benefits neutrals. Give me a 1-0 win with haram ball and send me to the final @Arsenal. Anyone who wants to be entertained to go to the discotheque.

@Asma136889 @kenyasgossips *pitcher

@kenyasgossips In Kenya we remove the milk from the bag and then put it in bottles that are sealed and then put it in the fridge or we use pictures that have a lid to store the milk. They also sell milk in tetra pack cartons.

"Is there a reason why you prefer buying milk in bags to cartons?" -A Spain national who was in Kenya after experiencing a culture shock.

@polo_kimanii @AndrewWBarden 😂😂😂😂😂

@AndrewWBarden Are they being hosted outside or inside?

Make this make sense. Nairobi’s most exclusive hotel (hosting heads of state tomorrow) and the moment you step outside, complete chaos.

@AokoOtieno_ Yoh that son of Suba said he once donated to ODM more than $2M in campaigns

Fully Funded by Caroli Omondi... Huyo alikuwa hadi landlord wa Raila/ODM Son of Suba is no joke. But know Ruto has sanctioned this, Kikuyus uniting with Luos, THREAT So divide Murima, kill ODM, Ballot baki na Kalonzo and Natembeya or Matiang'i Either way, we are FUCKED!

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H @grok Get another piece of cloth, keep wrapping beneath the security tag and it will come out so easily

Hey @grok how to remove this tag from my new clothes? 😭

@skylaker4 @rigathi Who hurt you lad? Blame it on your ancestors as your generation will blame it on you.

Mr. William Ruto and Kimani Ichung’wah are the greatest political cowards in the country. The use of police, live ammunition and teargas cannot stop an idea whose time has come. Thank you the great people of Kikuyu for your bravery, courage and resilience. You have proven you cannot be intimidated by Ruto and Ichung'wa by whatever means and you made hard decisions about 2027. Ruto is One-Term and Ichung'wa must follow him to Sugoi. Thank you for the warm , heroic and ecstatic welcome. I promise you I will not let you down the people of Kikuyu. God Bless you!

@tonykaromo But he was elected 3 times. He must have been doing something.

"MP Kiaraho has not left a good legacy here for those 15 years. He was an architect by profession, and I won't lie to you, everything he drew collapsed.....I have been in the building board. We want an MP that'll work for us not bribe us with 200 like him."

@pkmwiandi @methumuhia Ka-rinda ka Moi or you never know? That’s Kimanongo of today

One day in the 1960s, the late Dr. G.G. Kariuki sharply and openly confronted Mzee Jomo Kenyatta. Reflecting on it in his 70s, he admitted he would never do it again — disagreeing with your president is one thing, but confronting him so bluntly, he said, was not wise. @methumuhia

@ahmadsalims You are dumb. Respect does not equate to fear. His words were very clear.

Methu is not brave. Methu is not smart. Methu made a mistake. Methu is immature. You do not disrespect the presidency like that. Never! Respect the chair… it's the least you can do.

@OnyeonuChr82021 @Arsenal Your brain is offside boy

@Arsenal Arsenal fans don’t be too happy, you should be ashamed with your mega team you won a finished sporting with an offside Goal

TAKING CONTROL OF THE TIE 👊

@DavidMKeyes Lol 😂 I thought the goal was regime change. How did we end up with another goal which leads us to nowhere

TRUMP WILL TAKE KHARG AND THE OIL. HE'LL OPEN HORMUZ. IT'S AS OBVIOUS AS DAY. NEXT TIME DON'T TRY TO DESTROY AMERICA, ISRAEL AND THE WEST.

@NjeriBt Zero class enjoyed the bean.

Ata Havi anunue gari gani... he'll always be a mshamba with zero class.

@aj_inapi What have you achieved? Missiles still raining over there, military bases evacuated, trade routes closed an an empty threat rhetoric achieved. No regime change irrespective of killing their leaders. Epic fail. Ooh and Zionist are crying like the little rats they’re.

OPERATION EPIC FURY - REALITY CHECK People are freaking out because a jet got shot down. Did anyone think there would be zero losses in a war? That’s not how military operations work. The objectives were: ~ Destroy Iran’s missiles ~ Destroy their navy ~ Destroy their air force ~ Stop nuclear weapons ~ Cripple terrorist proxies Meanwhile: ~ 15,000–25,000 targets hit ~ Tens of thousands of bombs dropped ~ Iran’s navy heavily destroyed ~ Air force crippled ~ Missile infrastructure hit U.S. casualties so far: 13 killed, ~370 injured. In military terms, when you compare losses vs damage inflicted, this is overwhelmingly one-sided warfare. War isn’t measured by one plane shot down. War is measured by objectives achieved. And that’s what people don’t understand.

@Ostrov_A More of this is needed for a prolonged period of time for karma to be a real bitch😉

🚨 As you’re going about your day, hundreds of thousand of Israelis are racing to bomb shelter, after Iran just fired another barrage of missiles, including in Tel Aviv.

@EYakoby It doesn’t have to be Iran. You flattened Gaza payback time.

BREAKING: A cluster munition has struck a residential neighborhood in Tel Aviv. If Israel or the U.S. used cluster munitions against Iran, it would be front page news, Iran sends hundreds of them and there is not a word.

@Dr_mira_yaftah It’s your crimes which is being punished with a severe punishment 😊

مشاهد من انهيار مبنى في “رمات غان” يقطنه أطفال ونساء، مع أنباء عن سقوط عدد كبير من الضحايا، وانقطاع التيار الكهربائي عن مناطق شرقي “تل أبيب” نتيجة قصف صاروخي إيراني… جريمة لن تمرّ دون رد حازم ...

@GuntherEagleman It’s not a big deal. Somalia did the same 30 years ago and now they’re stealing from you inside your own country small puppy.

Iran striking a Black Hawk is about the WORST decision one of the goat fckers has ever made.