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@JakeRammos Blarney

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

@aakashgupta It’s also probably him saying fucking have it and leave me alone

Ben Affleck sold his AI startup to Netflix for $600 million last month. One month later, he "gifted" Jennifer Lopez his $30 million stake in a mansion that's been sitting unsold for two years. This is the most rational financial decision in recent celebrity divorce history. The mansion was purchased for $60.85 million in cash in June 2023. Listed at $68 million in July 2024. Price cut to $52 million. Zero buyers. Pulled from the market entirely. The asset has been bleeding carrying costs and depreciating for 22 months straight. When you just cleared nine figures from a Netflix acquisition, the calculus on a stuck luxury property changes completely. At Affleck's new net worth, that $30 million stake is roughly 5% of his liquid position. Meanwhile, every month that mansion sits unsold, there are property taxes, insurance, maintenance, and security on 38,000 square feet with 24 bathrooms and an 80-car parking lot. Split ownership with your ex-wife means you're paying half those costs on a property you'll never live in again while having zero control over the sale timeline. Gifting the stake does three things at once. It eliminates his ongoing carrying costs immediately. It gives Lopez sole decision-making power, which actually makes the property easier to sell because there's no longer two-party negotiation on price and timing. And it gets classified as a property transfer incident to divorce, which means different tax treatment than a sale. The PR framing is "generous gesture." The actual move is a guy who just made $600 million looking at a $30 million liability with negative optionality and walking away from it. This isn't generosity. It's portfolio management.

@elonmusk @ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ Don’t forget fang fang

@ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ Bro, you should definitely fight those “false allegations”, especially all the videos of you doing weird shit with hookers

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@elonmusk @grok is this true? Wtf

Each cross is a murdered family

@TheChiefNerd @grok what timeline would you apply to a potential default for the state due to these obligations?

🚨 David Friedberg Says California Has a TRILLION DOLLAR Debt Problem “Promises were made, but the promises were never funded … California has such a heaping liability problem that now you're seeing all the rats jumping off the ship.”

This is great. At least those judges who release violent criminals who go on to hurt more people will be publicly shamed!

Ed Sheeran’s cameo in Game of Thrones was done as a surprise gift for Maisie Williams(Arya Stark), because she’s a big fan of his music. Even Ed Sheeran himself said it was meant to be a surprise for Maisie… but Sophie Turner(Sansa Stark) basically went: “oh yeah when’s Ed coming?” and ruined it 😭

@alexskopic @NathanJRobinson Hey Alex, I realize you get more clicks by misrepresenting what people say, but most Americans aren't disturbed by the idea that soldiers at checkpoints/base gates/etc should be able to use pepper spray rather than shooting people. You are not quite lying, but it sure is close.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” — J.R.R. Tolkien

@iamufohunter Resources

What's stopping humans to just live in peace togather ?

@PubWanghaf Hillary bustin out the belt after this

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

@EYakoby @grok help me out here

BREAKING: There is growing suspicion that Iran used cluster munitions in their attacks against Israel. A clear war crime.

@beautyskillz Why do you think

Why is Pokopia only coming out on the Switch 2?

@MoMohler This is obviously real

This is going to hit boomer facebook like an atomic bomb.

@Betrigansmh No it was A Up B (hold)

It was hold b and down

@alc2022 Hello I am here

Hello?

@DrClownPhD So true. Aladdin carpet ride is up there as well.

So many memories… 🥹

@GavinNewsom @LindseyGrahamSC Operation let them speak

Hey @LindseyGrahamSC let me know if you want me to drop off more kneepads while I’m in town!

@BernieSanders Glass houses. Get your crap in order and then justify more tax revenue.

I can tell the oligarchs: The American people are sick and tired of your greed. And they are sick and tired of billionaires paying a lower effective tax rate than the average American worker. Billionaire tax now. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…