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Before they invented the bloomin onion, if you wanted to eat a whole onion, people would just look at you like you were crazy.

@BlizzardCS aw man

[#Warcraft] Current maintenance has been extended until 9:00 AM (PDT). We apologize for any disruption.

@971BFS is shohei better at baseball than Gretzky was at hockey?

@quinnfinite10 In this economy?

HORNYYYYYYY

the first pope to have saved big money at menards

@BlizzardCS Excited to see the calm and reasonable responses to this delay on this website.

[#TheWarWithin] Current maintenance has been extended until 9:00 AM PST. We apologize for any disruption.

Tbh pretty offensive that The Last Supper makes such a mockery of The Feast of Dionysus

I think my all time favorite song is the King of the Hill theme song. What a banger, I tell you hwat.

@happybroccgames My 6 year old beat this game in 3 hours and is already clamoring for more episodes! Gotta have more Duck Detective!

TODAY IS THE DAY 💚 Duck Detective is OUT NOW on Steam and Nintendo Switch! 💚 The Salami Bandit is out there, and it’s up to one daring duck to catch them... 👀 Have fun solving mysteries and meeting our delightfully quirky (quacky?) cast! store.steampowered.com/app/2637990/Du…

Sorry for the delay in getting back to you but I haven’t known what day it is for 4 years.

Emojis are just visually stimulating punctuation marks.

My Roomba discovered a portal to somewhere where there are cliffs

@BlizzardCS I’m not particularly upset about there being downtime but why does Bliz never just say that the servers are down instead of phrasing it like there might be hope if you keep trying to log in? All it does is cause idiots like me to keep retrying over and over

We are aware of an issue that is affecting our authentication servers, which may result in slow or failed login attempts. We are currently investigating the cause and will provide updates as they are available.

🎶I love it when you call me big fella🎶

A loaf of bread is just a very tall bread sandwich on bread bread.

Is it Sunday Fundays or Sundays Funday?

Hawaiian pizza is just Canadian sweet and sour pork.

Ugh why is so much of cleaning just bending over slightly? My back is too old for this shit.

Watch out everyone. My 6-yo has taught himself to burp on command. I’m sorry in advance.

@damnitmadeline I don’t think this person has met a German shepherd before

My husband BARKS he knows that my feelings are STUPID but he LOVES ME and I know this bc when other people speak to me he BITES THEM, I sleep in a KENNEL and so does HE and we eat DOG FOO-

For me the best thing to come out of AI art is definitive proof that hands are fucking hard to draw.