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SOME UNWRITTEN COMMUNICATION ETHICS 1. Return a call with a call 2. Return an SMS with an SMS 3. Do not call more than three times 4. Reply to a voice note with a voice note 5. Seek permission before making video calls 6. Send an SMS after three unanswered calls 7. Do not return SMS with a call or vice versa 8. Regularise sending WhatsApp messages rather than SMS 9. When you divert someone’s call, follow up with an SMS 10. Seek permission before sharing someone’s number with a third party 11. Send an SMS before calling someone who doesn’t have your contact 12. Unless necessary, allow a phone to ring unanswered instead of diverting the call 13. Calling someone earlier than 8am or later than 12am should only be for emergencies 14. Don’t put someone on a hands-free call without their permission Just be fair and respond as if the person is standing right before you.

@jegedekayode__ But as someone working 9-5, how do you advise we manage this? Who's going to manage it daily? So far, something you can't manage yourself will be run down by your staff/employee

I was explaining this recently to someone. So let me just say this for those earning 1M+ from a 9-5. Your salary is too valuable to be funding your daily life. That’s the mistake. You need a separate engine for that. Put aside 3–4 months of your salary and build a simple, boring business, car wash, barbing salon, shawarma spot, wholesale drinks. The goal is not to “blow” or “scale” the business. It’s just to cover your living expenses so your salary stops carrying that burden. Once your survival is handled by cashflow, your salary becomes a weapon. Now you can deploy it into long-term plays. Investments, assets, high leverage bets. You stop thinking month to month and start thinking in years. That’s how people quietly build real wealth.

@sidney_sbm My gender, my gender.... I don't like what i'm reading in the comments section. you people need to do better!

This is what this toxic and narcissistic feminist did to me all in the name of love, she had to break up with me last month February. I guess the breakup was long overdue. I’m glad I’ve seen the light now. Love is a bondage, don’t want to be in that zone again.

@he_is_dreyy @HonestarsenalF May God bless you for this!

Bro, calling this petty misses the point. Periods are a natural thing women deal with every month cramps, mood swings, fatigue, and yes, accidental stains. She cleaned it up without drama, but you treating her like she was 'unclean' or a bad omen by moving to another room for days made her feel disgusted and unsupported in your own space. As a Yoruba man, I get that some traditional beliefs see menstrual blood as eewọ̀ taboo in certain contexts, but relationships in 2026 need empathy over superstition. She wasn't asking you to ignore your culture; she was testing if you'd show care when she's vulnerable. If you can't handle period blood without making her feel rejected, how would you support her through pregnancy, childbirth, or real illness? She dodged a bullet. Next time, buy her painkillers, heat pad, or just sleep on the couch without framing it as her being 'impure'. Caring isn't weakness it's what separates boys from men. Her loss? Nah, yours for not growing past this.

@ACrowd34 @itsSh0la Chisos!!!

The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay. The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him. I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything. I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak. When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport. The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her. Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl. Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money. She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time. It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.

@justmercy__ @SarahMi73887437 Yes ma'am... You're! or you just don't know the way of buying things in the market

@SarahMi73887437 Are you saying I’m lying?

I need advice. My man, who has been working in Ghana, sent me ₦3 million to buy foodstuffs because he plans to come home and spend the holidays with us. I went to the market immediately and bought a lot of groceries and other useful household items. When I got home, I took pictures of everything and sent them to him, showing him what the money was able to get. I even had to add some of my own money to buy a few extra things. But instead of understanding, he got angry, started insulting me, and accused me of lying. I tried to explain that food prices in Nigeria have gone up a lot, but he refused to believe me and is now demanding that I refund his money.

@instablog9ja Everytime I enter this app…. Shame Dey catch me for my gender

Picky about who i go out with because I make a man look ten times richer just by standing next to him” - Lady says

@talk2veee This is still me... till now🤣

There are some people on this app,all they do it 1)Login & scroll for gist 2)Follow pages they like reading from 3)Don’t care if you follow them or engage 4)Some repost or keep their TL clean 5)Zero care about verification & ads revenue share 6)Log out & log in again later

@KeruboSk Alive by black match… it’s a nice song

If you see this… reply with the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist 🥹

@alhajinuell @AlhajiMosess Are you dumb?

@AlhajiMosess You need to be more creative

See Wetin my pops dey do 😭😭

@chudy_jnr Brillant! Just brillant!!

TYRION LANNISTER IS A TARGARYEN!!! Aerys Targaryen(Mad King) had an affair with Joanna Lannister, and that's how Tyrion came about. Tywin Lannister didn’t hate Tyrion only because his wife died during childbirth or because Tyrion was a dwarf. He despised him because he believed Tyrion was not truly his son. That is why he told him, “You are no son of mine,” and also said, “Men’s laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colours… since I cannot prove you are not mine.” Another proof is Tyrion’s strange affinity with dragons, something typically associated with only Targaryens. He even approached and touched Drogon and Rhaegal and they didn't burn or attack him, which further shows he has the Targaryen blood.

@BeccaCherie @Lucia_uiu Damn... This is sad! so sorry

@Lucia_uiu During COVID he went back to Spain. We spoke every day until my messages started ticking once then nothing. Found out he had COVID and didn’t tell me. Months after, his sister called. He had died. She sent me his picture in a coffin and the engagement ring he bought for me.

Why didn't you marry that person?

@conqueror_eazy @Mr_Izrael @talk2veee Naso we see am o😂

@MosunBrown @Mr_Izrael @talk2veee But na different dates we pick o

At the wedding I attended today, while we were waiting for the brides procession to begin, a guy beside me just said, "Omo when me sef go marry, see as everybody dey marry, and me I still dey find woman", and I replied him "Set a date and she will turn up", at first he thought I was being sarcastic until he saw the seriousness on my face and he said, "are you serious" I said "yes, if people are getting married around you and you so desire it, but the woman is not forthcoming, oga set date, so that God will know you are serious". He immediately brought out his phone and set July 15th. 😂😂😂. I don’t even know if it is a Saturday. But May it be unto him according to his faith. Please remember to send me IV, Mr Caleb.

@scratchcard001 @lollypeezle Reading this … I smiled happily for you

Some 2 years ago, I got an order around Ring road, Ibadan. On getting there, a 16 year old got into the car and asked that he be taken to the address on the app which was UI. During the trip, he was on call with some Big boys with promises of huge fund settlement when he arrived. I Immediately got scared of this young boy thinking he was one of those trying to entice me with money. (Make driver no go enter one chance) We got to a very isolated part of UI ( Awo - Barthroad) and he told me to park by the football field and wait some few minutes. He assured me that he'll pay for any overtime used. I pulled over to a distance and was there for over 2hr waiting. He finally returned apologizing for the time spent and said I should drop him in one of the biggest Hotels in Ibadan. While driving there, I was about reminding him of his words to pay for the overtime used when I felt his touch on my shoulder with some cash. I didn't feel the weight of the money until I collected and saw 5 neat pieces of $100 notes for a near 2hr 30mins trip. ($500) He apologized for wasting my time and promised to reach out whenever he needed my service. That was my last time I saw him as he left the country some days later. My happiest day as a bolt driver

Have you ever driven Bolt, Uber, Cab or danfo? Do you have a story that’s unbelievable? Share abeg 🙏

@TEEPHTREND @hy_wemmy Not always

@hy_wemmy The good guy is always an Ex.

The silliest thing I have ever done for a man was pretend to be athletic. I lied and told him I was jogging somewhere and he was like “omg that’s so close to me, can you jog to me?” But I was in bed. So I put on a workout outfit, took and Uber a block away and pretended to jog up to him.

@hy_wemmy @KeruboSk Well… I once lied to a guy I’m in his area to get a reaction from him whereas I was in my bed, he told me to come over to his place😂. I had to put on an outfit, book a ride and showed up at his doorstep.😁 he broke my heart eventually!

@Acedouglas01 Marafucker🤣

I don judge this book by its cover, if una like make una no judge broke babes by their cover till they show una film

Sorry, I stopped texting you, you no look like who go fit buy me original adidas sneakers after I buy you wig.

@Tolorunjusegun Hello

@MosunBrown Hi 👋

I used to think I had to curb my light so I wouldn't blind the wrong people. But 16 days of talking to you has taught me a lesson in 'Risk Management': The right man isn't scorched by my fire; he uses it to find his way. So I’ll keep the flame, and you keep the calm.

@ThatboyToba @GloriousGod01 Jeezzzz😥... 3years down the drain!

@GloriousGod01 To be candid that thing called love is not there. I just don’t want to hurt her but i understand you boss Already thinking about leaving 😔

I've been with my girl for three years. She's beautiful, loyal, kind, and always there for me. No drama, no cheating. But to be real, I've never felt that spark or the feeling of being truly in love, no obsession, no "I can't live without her" feeling. Now she's talking about marriage, and I feel a little sick. Do I marry this good woman or leave to chase a feeling that might not even be real?