Moth

Cam Newton after every Phillip Rivers passing TD:

@packdrip Welcome to life since 2000, kid.

eBay fucking sucks. I sold a Cooper Flagg Refractor for $176.50 and it says delivered but the buyer claims he never got it. eBay just issued a full refund, but I also will not receive my card back. This is the biggest load of bullshit ever.

@Mubarak_mubious Fresh Salmon It can be left out for up to three days.

what grocery items needs no refrigeration but are often refrigerated by most people ??

@Jeannie08497928 @CitiesSuck @ChrisMartin1961 And when was Bill Clinton born?

@CitiesSuck @ChrisMartin1961 That was Democrat Bill Clinton who enacted NAFTA that drove employment down and eroded our tax base by sending jobs to other countries.

I’m seeing, yet again, this surge of hatred for the Boomer generation. I’m a late season Boomer, born in 1961; I’ve worked for nearly 50 years, have been in the same profession for 37 years, I’ve routinely worked 45-60 hours a week. I don’t get why we are so vilified.

@PaulPabst I’d go with Pacific but Mountain is right there. Eastern time zone is dogs ass for sports.

Debating the best time zone for sports fans. I said Mountain...by far. Lots of blowback on that. Seems obvi.

@j00ny369T I take the 42” deck off my riding mower and do this every spring. Probably doing it next weekend.

Don’t forget to clean your lawn mower.

@oelma__ Onion powder and garlic powder or a can of diced tomatoes and a little brown sugar

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@robpizzola That’s not THAT weird. Now imagine if he had asked to do a load of laundry. THAT would’ve been weird.

Just had my new washer and dryer delivered and installed. The guys leave, and 10 minutes later my doorbell rings again. I assume they forgot something. Nope. One of them asked if he could use my microwave to heat up his food. I let him do it but gotta admit it was pretty weird.

@HawkEmDownChris Tom Brady. Would have went down as the greatest QB of all time.

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

Candid snapshot taken at the Philadelphia airport. Do you know who this is?

@WrestleOps Anya Rune???

WWE has filed to trademark the following names: • Max Abrams • Anya Rune • Veronica Haven • Jacari Ball • Gianna Capri

@TMZ There will never be another one like him! This one stings the soul.

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

RIP to the one and only Chuck Norris!

@shdw_ban_ @ReclaimD1

@MothHangsOutOnX @ReclaimD1 Nowhere is this a 9

Modern woman says she went on a date and the guy kept ordering ‘old fashions’ back to back to back even before she could finish her own drink. What would you do in this situation and why do you think he got sloshed on this first date⁉️😅👑

@Majick666 @Tyler_Polumbus 8 of the last 10 years, it would have been true. Last year was an anomaly. 9 wins is their ceiling this season.

@MothHangsOutOnX @Tyler_Polumbus I guess if you say it every year, it’s bound to come true once, right?

Waddle came across in his presser today as a guy with Zero ego. Should be a seamless culture fit. Sutton is already an Anti Diva receiver. Pat Surtain is an Anti Diva DB. Really can't think of a diva on this team right now...

@luxemiaa The second the words “Excuse me, would you mind” leave his mouth…

This woman on Instagram shared: I’m at the airport and there’s a family of 8 people on my flight with small children, I just overheard the dad say, “All of our seats are all over the place, no one is close to each other because I didn’t want to pay extra for assigned seats. We’ll switch around when we get on the plane.” Suffice it to say, I hate them....

@DailyBroncos He’s not even the best WR on his own team.

Is Jaylen Waddle the best WR in the AFC West?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAN LIFTED UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND THEN SUPLEXED DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW? WELL YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IT ON THIS VIDEO...

@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir

Hey @AlaskaAir you dropped the ball and couldn’t get us to Tokyo on the flights we booked months ago. We scrambled to find an airline who could, last minute, at a cost of 10K one way. Now we’re in Tokyo and find out you cancelled our return flight because we missed the flight out here (because you held us on the tarmac for 4 hours and we watched our flight depart without us). Now the hold times to reach a customer service agent are consistently 8+ hours. How does someone reach a human at your company?