Mohammed Abbed

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@PokemonRestocks I'm in and there's no cards for sale

Pokemon Center Queue is Live! We'll post any new Pokemon TCG drops or restocks! pokemoncenter.com #Pokemon #PokemonTCG

@JeffDye I love how you crashed your Tesla and got a DUI, because the cops thought you were drunk. In reality you’re just illiterate and don’t know how to read a stop sign. Now, you have a cyber truck so you can save yourself from misreading a yield sign. @SylvanLearning please help him.

If Don Lemon thinks christians are homophobic he should do why he did in a mosque next.

@AdamGilbert__ @benaveryisgood Thank you

@benaveryisgood the apple

Bryan Callen

Nice shot to whatever sleepercell was activated to move the news cycle on from Trumps pedo screenplay letter

@MLBTheShow Perfect-perfect hits need to be fixed/buffed. An unbelievable amount of perfect-perfect outs.

Your support means everything—thank you for being part of the #MLBTheShow community! ⚾🎮 Let's keep it going!

Derailed trains are autists’ 9/11

@bendoingsoyface 012 Rainy Day Diaper

here are my top 5 lemonparty🍋🎉youtube eps: 1. to catch a predator | 028 2. The West Bank | 051 3. Bin Laden’s Netflix | 005 4. Country Club Country | 046 5. Chipotle Heist | 032

CTE is just the soft spot on a new born baby just being primed like a lawn mower but for adults.

Betting on college kids and making/losing money off of them is just a taste of being a part of the 1% of corporate America. Now fucking HUSTLE AND GRAB THOSE BOARDS! I HAVE A $5 3-LEG PARLEY TO HIT FOR A $23.47 PAYOUT! Do you want your family to still have a house?#MarchMadness

@DevanCosta Which episode is this and when did they go to America?

If Putin had any sense of humor he’d know this was the perfect time to nuke DC

Mindlessly swiping on Tinder to find a lady then coming across a profile named Alex saying, “I’m Alex. I’M A GUY! I AM NOT A WOMAN! I WILL SUCK YOU OFF and I love sushi!”

East Palestine, OH is now called, Israel, OH. #Freepalestineohio

So did they put down all of Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl?

@LeBron_Eames God’s blessings

balls

never forget

The Queen did 31/8

I hope the queen resurrects and dies again. What if she was the messiah and we mistook her as a zombie? Then everyone goes to hell. That’d be cool and funny. Alright folks, see ya’ll at the dance with the devil!

@jehanimal Dude, that was a lot for reading only the “*8 weeks late*”

*8 weeks late* A week in Lake Tahoe with friends! Sunrises, sunsets, mountains, crystal clear lakes, and one lost toenail. 😆⛰😍💙 @ Tahoe City, California instagram.com/p/CiIbGAsOc9dP…

Did the Egyptians overthrow the gov’t via Twitter or Facebook? Idk, I’m just tryna find a new group to hangout with.

@chicagobulls @bennythebull Sup sluts

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