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Twitter be like: "I can't believe we lost our baby girl to cancer at only 10 months 😭" 1st reply: "oh shit this blowing up. Check out this link for a cool projector lamp!" 2nd reply: (different person) "check out my OF! 85% OFF for the first 10 Daddies that follow! uWu"

So, you used an unfortunate combination of words.

@DoobusGoobus Invincible.

got another adult sponsor, so here's another tweet asking for good choice of media I could parody that isn't for kids please! (also I need to get my ass in gear and make stuff again in general)

Jarvis, develop me a memecoin to rugpull.

Day 900 asking @Blizzard_Ent @Diablo for a fuckin loot filter.

Trans rights are human rights.

@OldSchoolRS How much will this update cost? $13.99/month extra? Just curious when the next price gouge launches.

We've refined some of our reward pitches for Varlamore: The Final Dawn: ⚔️ The next Nagua weapon revealed 🔁 Reworked the Eldritch Veil into the Eldritch Necklace 👀 Shared our direction for the Thrall Upgrade replacement 🔗 Find out more: osrs.game/Varlamore-TFD-…

@OldSchoolRS I cant wait to pay $1 per attempt at these new bosses. 🙏🙏

🔥 Hot off the presses! 🥶 Old School's coolest pair of giants are dropping on February 5th, grab a friend and get ready!

What the fuck did you just fucking say @elonmusk , you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Day 4982 begging for a fucking loot filter @Blizzard. For the love of god. This is 20 seconds at a cocoon.

@JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz Damn. Sucks to get exactly what you voted for. :\

@OldSchoolRS Absolute cowards. You just don't want to face the community after the massive failure of a survey.

📷 Following your thorough feedback on the Varlamore rewards, the team need more time to discuss how we proceed. As a result, today’s Varlamore Rewards livestream has been postponed, along with the poll. We'll be back soon with updates on any decisions we make!

These community notes 😂👌 You were boosted by the worlds best players in D4* Asmon is 100X the gamer you will ever be @elonmusk cope harder

Maybe stop cancelling all your online services, and also gargle my balls, fuckos. Remember, pirating Nintendo games isn't a crime if they won't re-release. Anti-archival stances have no place in modern history. And yes, I relogged into this hell app just for this. Bye again.

@ritaohio if my wife works in Stow, We live in Brady Lake, and I work in Brady Lake, do we need to file for RITA? This is the first full year that this is true for us so I'm not sure.

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Wanna get me and @Oitelu a gift? Well then consider donating to gofund.me/bbb00861 . We have had a rough last half of the year and still have not managed to get fully on our feet. Anything would help us out tremendously.

All I'll be thinking about this Christmas is all the kids without parents because they were denied medical care by UHC.

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