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Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting genocide or weapons, the US had spent that money helping the people of America. They would have a much different country.

@chefsevenn Without looking, I'd guess $20 each for the burger combos and $9 each for the shakes. So $65+ with tax

How much did this meal cost?

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

@WarPath2pt0 Great gonna be singing "That's called fission!" all night

Turns out I don't have ADHD--i just need everything explained to me via 2000s emo music

@mattvanswol Man new to the Leopards Eating Faces Party "really confused' why leopards are eating faces

Dear GOP, I’m writing this as someone who’s new to the conservative movement. I didn’t grow up in the “politics world.” I’m not a big donor, not an insider. I ’m just a regular voter. And honestly, I’m really confused. Because from the outside, it looks like you’re sitting on the easiest wins in modern politics and refusing to do them. Why aren’t you forcing daily votes on clean, single-issue bills that the public overwhelmingly supports? I’m talking about simple bills that are so popular they’re basically political layups, things that poll super high, things normal people agree. Like… defunding fraud? Or mandatory voter ID? Or how about defunding the freaking Taliban? If Democrats oppose them and vote no? Fine. You got their vote on the record. You get the receipt. You get the clear contrast that voters can understand in 2 seconds: “We tried. They stopped it.” If Democrats vote yes? Great. Then you passed something good. You improved the country. You proved you can govern. You get credit for results. Either way, it’s a win. Either way, you build momentum. Either way, you dominate the narrative heading into the midterms. So help me understand… why are you doing the EXACT opposite? Why are you still funding the fraud? Why are you still funding the Taliban? Why are you passing bills everyone hates? Why are you passing bills that YOUR OWN BASE hates? Why are you betraying the same people who voted you in with a mandate? What is the purpose of this? But because I’m new, and I’m trying to be nice and to assume there’s a strategic reason. But it doesn’t look strategic at all... honestly, it smells like corruption. It looks like you’re leaving EASY wins on the table and like you’re refusing to put Democrats in the bind they keep putting YOU in. And I’ll be honest: it’s insanely discouraging. You tell people like me to show up, speak up, vote, donate, volunteer, bring friends along… and I have been!!! But help us out here. If you want new conservatives like me to actually be excited for the future, please stop acting like you’re permanently in opposition. Use the power you have. Force the votes. Make the contrast obvious. Make the other side explain themselves. And if you can’t do that, I don’t know what we are doing here. Sincerely, A brand new conservative

I want Patullo fired by 8pm @Eagles

Nick Sirianni should never be allowed to pick an OC ever again

@JoshReynolds24 FLY EAGLES FLY BABY!

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Repost if your team is still undefeated 🙌

Congrats on that Emari Demarcado TD to everyone who started Trey Benson this week

@INotBrayHubbard @SalVetriDFS Pretty close but you got the best player (ceedee) imo

@SalVetriDFS I just traded Mason/Tet for Ceedee and Chase Brown. I got JSN,Adams,Odunze and Sutton. My backs are Bijan and Bucky. I’m 3-0 and waiting for Rice to come back. Thoughts?

5 Running Backs you should trade for in your fantasy leagues: • TreVeyon Henderson • Javonte Williams • Jaylen Warren • Josh Jacobs • RJ Harvey Which ONE do you prefer most?

@SalVetriDFS Just traded Devonta Smith for RJ Harvey (non PPR, deep at WR). What do we think fam

Jalen Hurts’ passing chart here is a joke. No long balls, no explosive plays. Everything is short and underneath. He stinks and can’t throw! Oh wait, this is Josh Allen’s passing chart from last night. My bad

This is incredible Eagles last 19 games: W 20-17 W 24-20 W 40-22 W 55-23 W 28-22 W 22-10 W 20-13 W 41-7 L 33-36 (Hurts knocked out in Q1) W 27-13 W 22-16 W 24-19 W 37-20 W 26-18 W 34-6 W 28-23 W 37-17 W 28-3 W 20-16

15 days until kickoff. Today dozens of the world's best quarterbacks wake up early, hit the gym, study tape and spend time away from their families so that come February, the blood sweat and tears all pay off and they can finally have a resume slightly worse than Jalen Hurts.

Complete list of shortstops in the history of MLB with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases: 1) Jimmy Rollins

@PHLY_Sixers @PHLY_Sports @DerekBodnerNBA @KyleNeubeck @_devongivens @RothmanOrtho Love the podcast but this was a really hard listen. You guys stopped saying the names of who you had after like pick 3!

It’s Sixers big board day on the show! Revealing all of our picks. NOW LIVE youtube.com/live/R7qo9--_8…

@CoachKelleher @RossTuckerNFL @PaulRobertsCuse @PaulPabst @RealGlenMacnow @RossTuckerPod @JackPConnell @HelltownBrewing Happy's Father's Day to all the other old men!

@RossTuckerNFL @PaulRobertsCuse @PaulPabst @RealGlenMacnow @RossTuckerPod @JackPConnell @HelltownBrewing Happy Father’s Day Ross and all the great dads out there!

Happy Father’s Day, fellas! #ShowMeYourBeer #USOPEN2025 🏌️

@YZR_Fantasy Kevin Curtis

Name an ACTUALLY forgotten NFL player. I don’t want to see “Luke Kuechly”, I wanna hear something like Jacquizz Rodgers