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SNL UK is genuinely making me LOL. Brilliant TV. We've been missing this for ages. BBC and ITV would never show this 🤣🤣🤣 Big risk but well executed... Hope it's not a one off! #snluk

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

Over the years my eyes have been opened to the greed and inhumane, disgusting "sport" of horse racing. Each year it gets worse. It's vile. It's cruel. I'll support any organisation to shut this shit down.

I want a Pat Butcher skin in @Fortnite

Incredible championship. Brilliant coverage from #SkySportsDarts. One HUGE GOAT under the age of 20. Insane sportsmanship @LukeTheNuke180 🤌🏼🥂

Public service announcement. Do NOT sign up Sky Stream. It is AWFUL. Even with great broadband, it just can't keep up.

@itsalexiagrace So uh... Gonna donate to acorns? 😘

Unstoppable!!!!! UTFV

@itsalexiagrace Donate £5k to acorns

If Villa beat Chelsea I’ll do whatever the top comment says (make them realistic)

@JamBudds_ Cos star wars is fucking ass

Why are they going all out here and not for Star Wars?

Suicide. I'm choosing to be deliberately blunt and provocative in this post because it's necessary. Government, charities, football clubs are all pushing water up a hill in highlighting what is undoubtedly a major health crisis. You take a rope. You put it up in a garage or a tree nearby or far away. You're thinking about every loved one you'll leave behind as you put that rope around your neck. Then you drop. Some are decapitated. Some aren't. All are found by someone who has a lifetime of trauma that will never leave them. A son. A daughter. A brother. A sister. A mother. A father. I know 2 men who hung themselves. One was found by his Mom. One was found by his brother. Neither have recovered fully. 20 and 30 years on. A life sentence for people who were already worrying, terrified their loved one may do something. So just visualise the above and ask, "is there another way"? A segway for a moment. I do a few Q&A's every year. Tales of yesterday with a 99% male audience of my age group. After the stories and fun, my last question back to the audience is.. "Hands up if you struggle with a mental health issue". Nobody ever puts a hand up. Despite 1 in every 3 of 500 attendees statistically struggling. "Ah, nobody, that's fucking brilliant! Well I do! ". I then graphically tell people, stunned into silence about how a rope around my neck in the middle of nowhere jolted me to go home and cry like a baby to my Mom. After the Q&A has finished, something always happens. I'll be chatting to a few guys, saying bye and one by one, men will come over and whisper " I struggle". Or my mailbox the next day will have 30 emails from guys, their partners or kids saying " Dad/Uncle /Brother was there last night and what you said hit them hard". And that's how some people realise that it's time to speak to a pal or family member or even rant to me in an email. It works, I often get a follow up email a year or 6 later saying that they took responsibility for their suicidal feelings and are now flying. Humans are programmed to want to live, to have families and to keep the species growing and thriving. So for a human to want to short circuit that desire isn't normal, and it should never be spoken of as normal. It's the ultimate red flag. If you suspect your mate, Dad, Brother, Uncle is struggling mentally, they deserve your intervention. They deserve a " are you OK, please tell me what's up". They deserve an opportunity to get past wanting to hang a rope over a tree or in a garage and slowly struggle until they die and you find them. If you've been there and trust me I have plenty, then you'll know that text out of the blue, or a footie mate or one of your kids asking jow you are can open the curtains to some sunshine. Because when suicide is your only answer, the room is already dark, and you can't see a way out. So please, fucking pretty please, ask that husband, Dad, Uncle, Cousin, footie pal TODAY how they are. You may be shocked what comes back but extremely glad that you asked. For those who struggle, you're not alone.

@xFleXy_ Nah. Snipers dream this map

Quite possibly the worst map in the history of FPS games

@SweeetTails Same .. same...

I just want to find my soulmate and never look back 🥺

@GithubProjects Vibe-coding

Scare a developer with one word.

@AVFCOfficial That's huge. Great move.

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Harvey Elliott from Liverpool. The 22-year-old joins the club on an initial season-long loan deal with an obligation to buy conditional on appearances.

@F1BigData James May

Who is the best driver who has never won a championship?

@gloucesterrugby @AVFCOfficial Those prices are insane! Rugby is so greedy

@AVFCOfficial Thanks for having us, @AVFCOfficial! 🤝 We can't wait for The Slater Cup at Villa Park. Find out more about the Cup and register your interest in tickets here 👉 bit.ly/3TRr1ar

Villa Park will host Gallagher PREM Rugby next March with Gloucester Rugby taking on Leicester Tigers at our famous home. The fixture, to be played on Saturday 28th March 2026 (kick-off 1pm), forms part of the rugby top flight’s ‘Big Game’ weekend.

@CallofDuty Just rebrand to Fortnite at this point.

They’re not here to follow orders 🫡 They’re here to rewrite them 📝 Stan Smith and Roger from American Dad! crash the battlefield with Cel-Shaded firepower, golden swagger, and zero regard for protocol 💥 Stan Smith is available today 💪

Last of us part 2.... massive L. First season, brilliant. Second, despite being a post apocalypse... Filled with BBC BS. More woke than London today. Awful acting. Pure shite.

The BBC is insufferable right now, especially 6music. It's great to celebrate something but this feels so forced and OTT. Capital and Radio X just gained a new regular listener.