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@Gustavo__254 You were convincing me until you mentioned Repentance and Holiness

MBITI IAM: Taller than you Richer than you Educated than you Own better cars than you Better tractors than you Been to best universities than you Taught by best lecturers in the world Had a more luxurious wedding (17M Ksh) This should tell you that I’ve made more better choices in life than you so if you see me Choosing Repentance and holiness just know it’s among the best choices I’ve been making before coz I never go wrong.

@ChelseaFC I do not recognise my club anymore

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

@CFCMods Alonso

• Xabi Alonso • Cesc Fabregas • Felipe Luis • Andoni Iraola Who’s your pick?

He was right

@MihrThakar You know it dawg

As a young CIA Agent, pretending to be a hobby fisherman but actually mapping the pathways of drug boats.

This bag of potatoes will get more likes than the Israeli flags.

@FabrizioRomano A confused club ran by gays @ChelseaFC

🚨⚠️ Meetings ongoing during the morning and again now at Chelsea to make final decision on Liam Rosenior’s future. The head coach always felt support from the hierarchy in recent weeks but results have been poor… and Chelsea are seriously considering a change of direction.

Men, Once your woman helps you ascend to the pinnacle of success, Demote her or decelerate her speed or even drop her, Don't be nice to Kingmakers. Kingmakers usurp power and destroy kings. That's why your woman shouldn't be part of your enterprise. #MasculinitySaturday

Kitu ingesave huyo champ wameachana na bibi ni hoes but ako famous so all ataget ni billing. Tough scenes

@ThrillaRilla369 Is Liam Luto dead?

Charlie Alpha November Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Echo Alpha Delta Tango Hotel India Sierra

@heis_fede Mate,you do not know football

Our striker after 5 minutes of kickoff

@K3N3_X Vini

Who are we blaming for how this season turned out? 1. Xabi Alonso? 2. Alvaro Arbeloa? 3. The players? 4. The board?

@Maryftaddoh Sending tweets via sms. Hawa hawajui nn wanasema

Gen Z telling Millennials to learn how to use social media? Bruh we millennials built this shit brick by brick. Mmewahi kutumia Facebook bila internet nyie 😂?

@FabrizioRomano A losing man doesnt talk like this.

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “I will pick a team on Sunday that will represent this club”. ⚠️

@LCFC What really happened to this club?

Tonight’s result confirms our relegation to Sky Bet League One.

Njugush can start another family and he will still be respected,bibi ataitwa malaya

@tonykaromo @johnnjenga Good

A GenZ lady confronts a matatu preacher for disturbing peace and claiming 'autonomy of free speech' as a Christian.

@ChelseaFC When chelsea was owned by people with brains. Now we have bums running this club to the drain.

Happy birthday, John Obi Mikel!

WATCH: Ebere Eze lifting his last trophy as a professional footballer.