Mr Ben Jen

@couchandtherube 1) Part of a GM's job is to create entertainment value. We're going from May to September without one drop of excitement. Gimme something, anything, Detroit GMs. 2) Seriously, this is the most boring sports spring-summer on record. 3) A disastrous trade is better than no trade.

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@m_bultman Whatever happened to just buying them out?

@m_bultman What's your prediction? I'm afraid we'll dump the obvious jerseys (Haminick, etc.) and leave JT and Copp and Rass on the roster... add 1 middle 6 guy and Yzerman will call that an overhaul. Yawn.

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@JKnick30 please save @couchandtherube Listening to Friday’s show and it’s a bit fast forward-able Sucks that May is the new July

@couchandtherube the show seems to jump around on apple pod… half way thru a sentence it’ll fast forward to some other point in the show

@Graham_Couch I don't know anyone who has ever wondered that

Folks wonder where $10-20 million college basketball rosters and $25-40 million football rosters come from when the rev share is about $15-$16 million for football and $4-5 million for hoops, a lot is funneled through the MMR companies.

@BruceTennen I thought you were very much not a fan?

Daniss Jenkins has been invaluable playing off Cade.

@BruceTennen My favorite move was when he turned around when Cade was in the paint, picked up the smallest skinniest defender to abuse and then got his pocket picked anyway.

James Harden one the greatest playoff chokers: Clanked shots Turnovers Lazy D

@couchandtherube @Graham_Couch #troughlife I need a new pair of undies… a trough? plus the ice????

@Joshua_Newman Welcome to the world of Couch

OK, but I have a hard time getting worked up over this point.

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers 1) how the HELL are the tigers only 16-16???? Baked: Why do I feel like even with Fears that MSU’s ceiling is still elite 8?

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Congratulations, @Graham_Couch !!

@JKnick30 The only one you’ve done in a while

Best pod we’ve done in awhile

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx 1.I didn't really care about MI winning the championship. Didn't affect me in the least. We have to handle our own business. Waiting. Waiting some more. Crickets. 2.Fine. You proved your point after weeks away. We need you like Dominic's lady needs penetration. Please come back.

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@couchandtherube Booooooo I have a 10 hr drive on Sunday that I need stacked shows to make bearable CCCAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

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@couchandtherube @Graham_Couch Hope both of ya are healthy

🚨Show update 🚨 We’re going to have to take a rain check on today’s show. Sorry about that.

@JKnick30 taking your advice and just throwing away all my old socks and getting my annual refresh.

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers 1) Who is a weirder Pistons to Bulls guy -- Rodman or Ivey? 2) When do you most feel like a man? Mine is when I'm at the gym and put the pin on the machine lower. #beastmode. I don't care that the previous user was a teenage girl.

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@lgrw are just in their shell again. No offense, 100% in the defensive zone... I'm convinced these assholes are the densest MFs on earth. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr same thing but maybe this time it'll be different durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@JKnick30 So you love it then?

I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY