Matthew Franklin

@FeehanKerryn All of a sudden i remember I have this bag of walnuts that needs cracking.

What I try to do to my real friends

@timbutterly Call @soder. He's got the scoop.

I'm considering a Steam Deck for the first time. Save me some digging - just go with Steam Deck or is there a generally approved alternative that also does HDMI out?

@ryansickler Great episode. What a wild ride. Glad he's here to tell it.

My HoneyDew this week is former pro skater and motivational speaker, Brandon Novak! Brandon Highlights the Lowlights of his journey in and out of addiction, the wild places it took him, and how he eventually turned it around. Audio today, video toozdee!  @rsickler" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">m.youtube.com/@rsickler

@lildickytweets Hell yeah.

let's make a movie

@kurtmetzger This photo makes my pants tight.

@1keithrobinson @punchlinephilly Please book a tour with the #Regz and call it the #ComedyExpress tour. The people urn for the return of great comedy. #allaboard.

August 21st at @punchlinephilly 7pm come through!

@ZASpookshow Or my favorite game show, "Firework or Fire Arm?" It's all about timing. #vivalosfreedom

Oh great no reason fireworks are back

@AreYouGarbage The video of the act is impressive to say the least.

This isnt Tuddy, but she is a known associate of Tuddy

@luisjgomez Congrats doggie.

Testosterone went from 436 to 543 in the past 6 months! Trending upward baby bois!

@ZASpookshow @Howlingmutant0 Would make for a real mediocre comic book series.

@Howlingmutant0 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: the J-Team.

I love the idea that there’s an international cabal of Jews that control the media and when they’re getting too close to being exposed they send in…Rich Vos

@DannyDanko #facts

If they can bring back the dire wolves, they can bring back the real Sour Diesel and OG Kush

@realmoamer Cipha & Tre. Hell yeah. Great crew Mo. Much love.

El Oso Palestino tour has been a dream so far -- let's keep it going!

@luisjgomez @gasdigital #weekendatburnies looking MF.

The best crew! @gasdigital

@ZASpookshow All of our lives are better because these women exist.

Two great humans who make my life exponentially better and do so for everyone they interact with. All hail.

@stevehowey Hands down my least favorite game.

No one told me before I became a parent that I would have to play a game called 'Find the smell'. Is it on the floor, the wall, what is it and where is it coming from?

@ChrisAlanComedy @Flyassmill It's @LaynesCF or GTFO.

@Flyassmill Bro you’re waiting for toast?

It’s that Texas toast bruh

@JeffBezos Not sure. Next Bond villain? You.

Who’d you pick as the next Bond?

@homelesspimp The face says, "Why isn't my hotel room ready" but the shoes say "How you doin?"

In Huntsville, AL with Danny Sodes this weekend!! Come out 🎥🔥

@bigjayoakerson Great special Jay. Can't wait to see the next one.

Tonight. 5pm/8pm EST. Crowd Work will never be the same. #special #crowdwork #comedy

@ryansickler You have to have her back soon. She rocks.

My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Fiona Cauley! Fiona Highlights the Lowlights of living with a rare disease called Friedreich's ataxia. She dives into her diagnosis at 18, the progression from cane to wheelchair, and some embarrassing moments! Audio today, video toozdee!