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The GREATEST of all time, it’s been FUCKING FUN!! #MCFC

last time england faced an african giant at the world cup #missingsomeone?

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana "I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana" [@dailystar]

This ref is on England’s payroll, because why is every decision going against Ghana?

@choppahwontmiss Not an own goal.

khusanov own goal

@City_Xtra The keeper hit it into his own net?

@TJayyyy_1 It was Khusanov.

Cancelo has been superb man. That defender is a hater. We wanted that hattrick😭💔

@Trujista How’s Ewan?

@existantmcfc Larping final Boss

Ronaldo giving up a freekick for the teams greater good? Say it ain’t so all the narratives getting dispelled right in front of our very eyes

@Trujista Where are the racks? I lost over £41m.

First player to score at 6 World Cups, fair enough Ronaldo responding to all the haters at FOURTY ONE incroyable

GOAL! Erling Haaland scores again for Norway vs Senegal. 3-1. 🇳🇴⚽️ #FIFAWorldCup

Joe Hart is SPOT ON when it comes to the unpredictability of the World Cup ball. Goalkeepers should be saving these shots, but can’t due to it’s ridiculous speed.

@Nabyllionaire Stupid gimmick when he’s done everything.

KDB international gimmick without Hazard

These are the bums Kevin De Bruyne has to deal with. Missing open goals created by him, getting red cards for what? Fucking useless idiots.

Yamal only needed 10 minutes to silence you, @SamJDean. How do you feel? An African immigrant is Spain’s best player.

@fukxumean @NowtDaftNow I was working.

@NowtDaftNow City ITKS……

I received it early but was asleep 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🚨BREAKING: As I’ve been told by a close friend of mine last night, Elliot Anderson will officially be a Manchester City player for the upcoming season; LET'S LAUNCH! Manchester City are set to complete the deal during the latter stages/end of the World Cup, as I’ve previously stated. @ManCity will make the Nottingham Forest midfielder their most expensive signing in history, with the transfer fee exceeding £120m. To anyone still worrying, you can breathe; Elliot Anderson is now a Manchester City player. #MCFC

@TJayyyy_1 Honestly, karma’s a bitch.

Simba said to Ope he had two girls and now he’s got none. Now his words have spun back on him #LoveIsland

@yakobper90 Justice for Ope.

Ahhhhh Angelista this is soo deep😭😭😭 I could feel her heart drop hearing that #LoveIsland

@City_Xtra No mention of De Bruyne?

Jeremy Doku starts for Belgium, Omar Marmoush starts for Egypt in their #FIFAWorldCup Group G match. 🇧🇪🇪🇬

@KILLASEAS0N @THISISNOTKNT @afcIucas @aj_valentino @houdaafc @jettblackhair Lying for what reason? Embarrassing.

@THISISNOTKNT @afcIucas @aj_valentino @houdaafc @jettblackhair Madueke has more trophies to his name than doku btw

He’s a cute little player no one can deny that but we’re premier league champions. City would never make this signing