John

In my enchanted tower straight up crankin it

Oh y'all haven't even posted the episode announcement yet. Am i ahead of the curve on this?

@DCOMedyPodcast @EmmaStoneTyler did this one also traumatize you as a child? Even in my 30s this is deeply unsettling

diva

Finally, a proper method for shuffling a commander deck

we are in for a few years of security nightmares

music is literal noteslop people listen to just because it's harmony themed

Dutch people think Germans are provincial pumpkins and they think Belgians are dysfunctional subhumans so just imagine what they think of other types of people.

We tracked this Dutch couple for a few Kilometers and they are so short by Dutch standards that people were giving them weird looks, making the 🤢 expression and whispering “minuscuul” under their breath We felt bad for them but at least the Netherlands mental healthcare is known to be very good

You have to be 5’10” minimum to even reach the public trash can . This is how they ensure that their people are tall. If you can’t reach it, you end up littering, and if you litter, the other Dutch people come for you. This is how they weed out the weakest links

She took the goblins in the divorce

The way he casually walks off after taking a few photos with fans, only to drop a badass move down the stairs on a skateboard. Pure legend 🔥

Nothing bad happens if you cut ur own hair. Just as long as u aren’t really really dumb and incompetent