Deportee

Either way, the options that are slightly obtainable are terrible...

Birmingham is the worst place I have been in the UK. No amount of money can give you a good life in Birmingham

There’s a whole generation of football fans who have never seen a great Brazilian men’s team. Damn shame what’s happened to the Seleção

you’ll be in the worst financial position in your life and sony will hit you with this

Thay keeping them in the prem bonus is gonna be crazy. Pretty much can go in name his salary & bonuses.

JAMAICA STOPPPPPP

If you want a refund then this is where you go to claim it. croydon.gov.uk/parking/croydo…

This is fantastic. Croydon decided to implement Low Traffic Neighbourhoods, blocking cars from accessing various roads and fining people £160 per infraction. They ran the scheme for two years. Now the High Court has ruled them unlawful as they were implemented for profit and not to reduce traffic at all. Millions of pounds must be returned to people who were fined. If you were fined during that time you have to request a refund.

Makes sense

👹 #MUFC update, it's been a while. Man United are targeting a versatile left back who can play further forward this summer. Nathaniel Brown is on the list. Manuel Ugarte has been linked with a move, likely to leave given limited game time. Clubs in Italy and Turkey are interested. Will happen pending incomings due to Casemiro leaving. Toby Collyer likely to be sold if a bid in excess of £7m comes in. Hasn't shone on loan this season. Has a year left on his deal with the club having an option. Andre Onana feels he can challenge after his loan spell and won't push for a move due to his massive salary. His charity commitments are more important than playing. Won't ever get a salary like the one he's on at United. Vitek will come back as number 2 after a positive loan spell this year. Could go back out on loan if we can't get rid of Onana. Club will inform Onana that they want him to leave and will have no opportunity to get him off the books. Maguire looks set to sign a new deal, unlikely to be in the market for a centre back this summer. Centre midfield is the priority, Baleba still the main target even with a poor season behind him, club and everyone else acknowledge that Elliot Anderson is likely going to City, with some even thinking it's already done. Wharton another option but also massive fee. Tonali looks like a real option too, real questions around his background given gambling addiction issues and seemingly home sick for a while. Bruno Guimaraes no. Too old, too big a fee. Eduardo Camavinga has too many red flags and the club rathers Tchouameni, but he's too expensive. Bouaddi signed a new deal, not likely, still monitored, less of a market opportunity now. Manager role not decided, club not made their mind up, Carrick has done better than expected and could stay on. Big decision to be made and he's in pole position currently. Right now it looks like it's his. Marcus Rashford will probably sign for Barcelona, but Barca want to pay less and will push for another loan with a conditional obligation. Jadon Sancho is gone. Good riddance. As said before, it wouldn't surprise me if a move to the USA happens this summer. Club could keep Tom Heaton as third choice or as a coach. Zirkzee will leave if an offer of £30m comes in, has interest in Serie A, Turkey and Premier League. Bruno Fernandes has a £57m release clause in his contract, but it can only be triggered by clubs outside the Premier League. His wife/Amorim stopped a move to Saudi last summer and he only has a year left on his deal with the option for a further year. He turns 32 in September and would be almost 34 by the end of his current deal. Its complicated and I expect this to be an issue this summer. Given the turmoil in the middle east, his wife won't move the family there and a move to Bayern, while the obvious one, seems to be off the cards. Barcelona and Real Madrid won't sign a player of his age for that money. And it's unlikely that INEOS, who were happy to sell him last summer give him an extension. It isn't beyond the realms of imagination to believe he would be offered a small increase in salary, with a 2+1 deal making him the clubs highest earner. INEOS don't want players on his salary, even if they're the star. The club would entertain offers for Mason Mount but it's unlikely they'd find a suitor given his wage demands, his salary, and a fee off around £25-30m wanted. Abubacarr Sedi Kinteh has been monitored for a while. Club also still monitoring Ognjen Ugresic. Been monitoring him for over a year. I asked about Jacob Ambæk as I had heard we had scouted him, but representatives distanced him from links, he supports Liverpool.

That right there is surely a sentence that’s never been uttered before in human history?

GOALS on Sunday! This was Fright Night Lights for the @CH_SpartansFC in the Senior Division game in the Essex Alliance League against Ongar Town FC. Look out for goal number two, a bit special from @MDS_30 but well done also to @Oxyy69 and @josh55george we love you all ❤️🖤

Nothing like all the angles for the goals 😁 or maybe just nice to watch them a few times 🤔 #SpartanGoals

@1_hunz 🫡🫡🫡

Here he is @MrC_Reality 🫡🫡🫡

@MrTund Turkey is right there tbh. Never seen a turkey signing like him

He’s valued or valuable tbh he should leave.

You can rightly bash Rooney for that horrible take but let’s not act like he was dead lol, Rooney too was an absolute baller

Only 2 players from the prem have ever been close to Neymar. CR7 and SUAREZ. Noone else comes close.

Runs like the lady terminator