Carl

@SW_Help twice this week I’ve been on SWR trains delayed or cancelled because they don’t have a driver. Maybe you need to start providing them with taxis if the trains are so unreliable they can’t get the drivers where they need to be 🤬

@BanquetRecords Ah ok that’s to be posted out on Friday?

@MrCarl_D album's not out yet!

@BanquetRecords hi, having a ticket to the Paul McCartney listening event at Bacchus, do I need to come to the store to pick up my album beforehand or just go straight there?

Likewise

@itvnews @ITVCentral @ITVJoel I’m amazed the CMA and/or Ofcom didn’t put a stop to this already. It’ll be a sad day for British public service television.

Sky and ITV insiders tell ITV News takeover deal is 'weeks away' and will protect future of brands, Business and Economics Editor @ITVJoel reports itv.com/news/2026-05-1…

@RockNRoLL_85 Yes but Imagine is far easier to sing along to!

Is “Maybe I’m Amazed” by Paul McCartney a better song than “Imagine” by John Lennon

@sheisabelter Yeah let’s all just sneak in till it’s so overcrowded they have to pull the plug rather than just saving up and buying a bloody ticket 🤣

ive just had to sit and look at this there this is like so sneakable inable

@AskNationwide hi I just noticed a cheque pending clearance coming into my account, despite me not paying any cheques in for months. It was showing in the pending transactions of my current account, just managed to screenshot it but now it’s disappeared. Do I need to be concerned

@RealMattLucas 🤣🤣

Half the country trying to push for a 4 day week, #TfL #tube drivers get offered one an go on #strike . No doubt if they’d asked for one and been denied it they’d have gone on strike too

@Everymancinema Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough

To celebrate one day until Michael launches in cinemas, we're giving away a limited amount of Michael vinyls, featuring songs from the film's soundtrack 🕺 To enter: Make sure you're following @everymancinema and reply with your favourite track from the soundtrack 💿

@BanquetRecords There is literally no reason to camp out the night before. I’ve always got 99% of the stuff I’ve wanted online after the day. Not that there’s anything in the sludge this year

some significant differences: a) not outside a nightclub b) doors are 8:00am rather than, default 5:00pm c) demographic typically different; fewer children / vulnerable adults significantly d) we don’t get to make the rules on RSD, but we do on the concerts we put on

@la_riviere Oh Jesus!

@MrCarl_D I had it 2019 too. Took months to recover. Bundle of laughs that year. Pneumonia, a new headache medication made me really very sick, I tore my ACL, then a neurologist told me (wrongly) that I had Parkinson’s.

I’ll never take breathing for granted again after this week. God bless amoxicillin though.

@Everymancinema @johnlennon I Know (I Know) from Mind Games, or Jealous Guy

To celebrate Power To The PeopleL John & Yoko Live in NYC, we're giving away an exceptional 9-disc collector's box set, plus a film poster. To enter, tell us: which song you'd want to hear live, just once.

What are @vinted @vintedUK doing about the volume of #counterfeit @LEVIS being sold on their platform? 99% of jeans on there look fake. I just reported a load of obviously knock-off listings & got a virtual immediate response saying they’re not breaking community guidelines..

@scyhodotcom @NoelGallagher @oasis @TeenageCancer Probably the best free CD ever given away with a newspaper!!

On March 27th 2007 Noel Gallagher played the second of two concerts for the Teenage Cancer Trust at the Royal Albert Hall in London, England. The concert was released as 'The Dreams We Have As Children' album in 2009. Listen to it in the link below. stopcryingyourheartout.co.uk/2026/03/on-thi…

@RadioTimes Awful. The Kier Starmer sketch was bad (and way too long), Tina Fey’s intro was beyond painful. Did laugh at the Underáge sketch and Princess Diana in the otherwise unfunny David Attenborough sketch… and then turned it off

What did you think of SNL UK?

@IKEAUK hi my pack was missing 2 of the little soft stickers to stand the glass shelves on. Should be 18 I’ve only got 16…

@BBCNewsnight @tomhfh … the first to bash the BBC bur champing at the bit for the exposure, taxi to Broadcasting House (and home) and appearance fee..

"I would prefer to have retained Churchill... it's so important that we remember that he and his generation fought fascism..." Catherine Atkinson, Labour MP, on the news that historical figures will be replaced by wildlife on bank notes. #Newsnight