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Charlie Chummerson
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@goodcharls “Im super unathletic, cant throw a ball correctly and whenever people play sports around me I get insecure cuz I have no coordination and was always bullied cuz I was into really weird stuff as a kid so now I hate everything that has to do with sports”
would’ve worked better
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Every sports fan deserves to die LOL I’m not joking either. It’s not a joke I’m really very serious, extremely. No joke. Actually serious. They are one of the absolute main reasons why the world is a prison and quality is life is raped up it’s own arse.
NFL Memes@NFLMemes
More than 300,000 people stood outside for hours to listen to some dude in a suit read names off an index card. The European mind simply cannot comprehend this.
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@Timcast Dudes never been in a plane I guess. At 30k+ feet you think you’d see an ice wall… have yet to see it
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In a true diabolical move, Dave tracked down Annika’s situationship we learned about on Sunday/Monday and sent him to Vegas.
In an even more shocking development, this guy only hung out with Annika once (for 36 hours).
He has flown out to Vegas for her.
Annika is “weirded out” by his appearance.
Chaos continues @barstoolspringb
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@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb You’re 45 years old. Go tweet about a wife and kids
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The fact Annika picked Nikki Smokes over this kid is like the movie Casino when Sharon Stone can’t quit her deadbeat bf. And for those being like why did this kid show up his DM’s are prob lit up right now. @barstoolspringb

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@barstoolspringb Whoever created barstool spring break should be fired… barstool sports is bad enough
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@gvtslave @barstoolspringb There are other human beings who dial into “barstool spring break” 💀
We are definitely in the end times. Please go outside
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@barstoolspringb What she doesn’t get is Brady showed up because he was hurt and actually cared about her and was trying to build an “actual relationship” with….its not crazy he just liked her. Meanwhile Nikki hurt her by doing what he did….he doesn’t care about her, he calls her a free throw.
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@USFBullsTboned What’s he gonna say “yeah sorry actually I’m leaving to go to Auburn?”
You would’ve run right to twitter and broken the news 😂 he’s not telling anybody that lol
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So, he lied to my face. Right after he was hired he did a meet and greet with season ticket holders. He told my wife, son, and myself he was here to win a championship and national title and said he felt USF had a real opportunity to do that. He said that to everyone.
The guy is a used car salesman and will say anything to anyone. Auburn will learn soon enough.
Zach Magrini@zmagrini
We do not hate this man enough.
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@barstoolspringb WHO TF are these people lmao
Just give the “barstool spring break” fund to charity… what are we doing 😂😂😂😂😂
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@kai_xbt Gonna be a wild epiphany the day this dude realizes it was GOD… give the Man above some acknowledgment
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Mike Majlak reveals a cop patted over 10 grams of heroin in his cargo pocket and missed it saying if he'd been caught he'd have done 15 years and never met anyone he knows today
"I had just bagged up 10 grams of heroin. That breaks down into about 330 individual dime bags. I'm driving with a 5 year suspended sentence, meaning if I violate probation for any reason I have to go do 5 years automatically plus whatever else gets added on top."
"I get pulled over. They find $5,600 in my center console. They search the whole car. Then they pat me down. It's in the bottom of my cargo pocket, all you had to do was reach in. He patted over it. My legs and my knees were knocking together bro."
"I'm sitting in the car driving with Kefah years later and we're talking about our lives. I tell him this story and he goes you would have never known any of this. I never would have met you. I never would have met Logan. I probably never would have even came to California. If in that one split instance he just reached in, 5 years suspended plus probably another 10 on top. It's really wild how the most split second tiny little things in life ripple out in such insane ways."
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Here’s the other angle from Chud the Builder’s exchange with the journalist from 931 Cville.
What people fail to understand is Chud is a very necessary evil.
He’s magnifying the fragility of an entire culture over a word they use every 10 seconds.
His entire point is this:
- You DO NOT get to control speech
- You DO NOT own words
- You DO NOT get to use fear and intimidation to ensure that you only get to hear what you WANT to hear
If you didn’t chimp out over a single word, Chud would have to find alternative ways to entertain the masses.
But you do. So here we are.
Chud is not the problem.
YOU are are the problem.
Look N word.
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@EYakoby Bro said
“We will kill every non Muslim”
Then said
“This is the only religion of compassion”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This guy is a teacher’s assistant for a college professor and just found out something he thinks is very concerning.
Your professor can now tell how many edits, pastes, and time spent doing paperwork on your computer/tablet. It can also detect if the work appears natural or if ChatGPT was used. 😳
Just by clicking a button all this info pops up!
Does anyone else find this disturbing? Are college students even aware of this? Should this be allowed?
I wonder if this can also be detected in high schools, middle schools, and even grade schools since they all use tablets.
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One day, we will be out there, among the stars
NASA@NASA
Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.
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@IndieGameJoe Maybe THE most boring concept for a game I can think of
Imagine going to work a real office job, then coming home to VIRTUALLY work ANOTHER OFFICE JOB for fun
This was built for the lazy ass mfs who sit in call centers in Mumbai
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@highmajorscoop You go overseas, make the same money if not way more, play for 5-10 years, come back to America and coach with a lot of money in your account
Simple
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@CBBsearchfirm Should definitely be the norm for those averaging 2 ppg at Youngstown 🤷🏻♂️
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