Darius Bennett

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Darius Bennett

Darius Bennett

@MrDariusBennett

Detroit born and raised. Actor and stand up comedian

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Music now shows you that all money ain't good money
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I can refuse a dance move if I want to
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People who can cry on demand are dangerous people
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The only time it makes sense to get up earlier than 530am is if you're getting ready for football (2 a days), going to the airport or about to have a baby
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Is Dr. Pepper kosher? I wanna bring it to passover seder
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Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
You ever try to listen to someone tell a story who's laughing the entire time? Calm down and finish the damn story, with yo goofy ass.
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Women love to tell you who tried to talk to them
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Darius Bennett
Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
Is stopping your daughter from being a hoe slut shaming?
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Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
Lakers coming back is amazing but its expected ..🤷🏾‍♂️
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Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
Would you move to Texas?
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Jeff Horste@jeffhorste·
PC culture couldn’t have ruined comedy that much if it gave you a new 10 minutes about how PC culture ruined comedy.
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Here is mine (mind you My wife has never toast balls for me to have a nap before - so I’m working with that)
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Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
I know a guy so insecure, when his girl told him she was going to sleep he made her put it on live.
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Darius Bennett
Darius Bennett@MrDariusBennett·
Somebody's Grandma from the south knows the remedy to cure Covid
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Remember last year this time? Yep it’s gone. Next year you’ll say the same thing about today.
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