Darius Bennett

Music now shows you that all money ain't good money

One more show, Thursday 8pm with @craigpconant @MrDariusBennett @ComicTreStewart. Tickets: comedycastle.com

I can refuse a dance move if I want to

People who can cry on demand are dangerous people

The only time it makes sense to get up earlier than 530am is if you're getting ready for football (2 a days), going to the airport or about to have a baby

@arimannis Damn homie

Is Dr. Pepper kosher? I wanna bring it to passover seder

You ever try to listen to someone tell a story who's laughing the entire time? Calm down and finish the damn story, with yo goofy ass.

Women love to tell you who tried to talk to them

Divorces can get messy.. but I hope this one brings back The College Dropout Kanye #KanyeWest #loveyourself

Good morning

Is stopping your daughter from being a hoe slut shaming?

Lakers coming back is amazing but its expected ..🤷🏾‍♂️

Would you move to Texas?

@jeffhorste Genius

PC culture couldn’t have ruined comedy that much if it gave you a new 10 minutes about how PC culture ruined comedy.

@bertkreischer Couple dingers, few base hits, pretty good average ⚾️🏅

Here is mine (mind you My wife has never toast balls for me to have a nap before - so I’m working with that)

I know a guy so insecure, when his girl told him she was going to sleep he made her put it on live.

Love it when folks are true

Somebody's Grandma from the south knows the remedy to cure Covid

Remember last year this time? Yep it’s gone. Next year you’ll say the same thing about today.