Mark Lerner

@AMAZlNGNATURE How a fish must feel towards pelicans

Quetzalcoatlus Northropi next to a human.

@JasonKPargin That is an opinion born of Satan himself

@NetflixFR Chopt'er

@Marmitex78 Time to start a new world how could you go on after such a cookie mistake

YO HELL NAHHH RIP SAPPHIRE WHAT THE FUCK

@aquarobinn Alan Ritchson channeling the old bms energy would be a Franky i could get behind

The Straw Hat crew is almost complete! Who are we casting to finish the lineup?

100+ hour totemless hardcore world lost to a creeper when looking for some lapis... didn't even find any lapis haha

@docm77 Something something-Terry pratchet

Me spots a nice Nike sneaker about to come out, mhm, reasonable price at around 130 bucks, shoe comes out, sold out in 10 seconds before I even picked my size, 10 minutes later on re-seller sites for 1700 bucks, lol Wtf is this shit? Can I buy a shoe or what?

@OpPerfectShots_ Chapapa

Who’s your favorite CP9 member?

@Failwhip You can kill 1000 creepers before they blot out the sun, a whole new meaning to mob cap

I want a minecraft update where every time you kill a mob, every mob of that type gets 1% bigger. I think that'd be really good for the game and people could show off how many creepers they've killed with their giant creepers. really rewarding forever world players

@JennyENicholson Hilarious Torkoal walked the railway instead of riding

Walking Torkoal out of hell

@MinusOnX @JennyENicholson No I'm a cool ostrich (can't fly)

@MrDumpkins @JennyENicholson Not you tho right

This is the same mild & jokily delivered take that Brie Larson said that made hundreds of weird men make small youtube channels focused entirely around hating her for like 10 years

@AnimexTwts Feel like most of these would cause cancer

Who would find a cure to cancer first?

@ToIkienverse Hope it's true the sets are awesome looking hope they continue strong!

La primera temporada de One Piece tuvo un presupuesto de 150 millones de dólares. La segunda temporada tuvo un presupuesto de 200 millones de dólares. En total ha costado mas de 350 millones de dólares entre las dos temporadas. Cada episodio de la primera temporada superó a series como Game of Thrones y The Mandalorian. Esta es la serie más cara de Netflix y toda una declaración de intenciones por parte de la plataforma. Han decidido apostarlo todo por este universo y les ha salido mejor de lo que pensaban.

@maxisawesome538 They grow with inflation

Stop making blueberries bigger. Stop it. They are big enough. They were fine to begin with. We don't need jumbo or gigantic or giga blueberries. They're fine already.

@SaffronOlive Print to almost demand

It's such a shame to see a cool product like the DanDan deck be wasted by having such limited supply. I don't even bother to try to buy Secret Lair drops at this point. It just doesn't seem worth the time and hassle for what seems like low odds of getting the product.

@itiswattles Dirt ball unconfirmed noooo

super fake looking minecraft live leaks have begun popping up. remember to take everything with a grain of salt this week

@chefsevenn Arbys

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?

@FilmUpdates Zoro strats

Markiplier reveals why he missed the #Oscars red carpet: “I'm here at the Oscars I swear! So… funny story about why I wasn't on the red carpet. I was somehow TOO VIP and they whisked me away. And I didn't know better not to go with them! I swear I just went the wrong way. The whole carpet's red, they don't tell you that on TV!!”

@Dexerto Not unknowingly we got some poffins for the work

Pokemon Go players unknowingly helped train delivery robots after generating over 30 billion real-world scans through the game That data is now being used to help autonomous robots navigate city streets