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my neighbour is a biohacker. i only ever see him around 6pm when he comes out to “sungaze” on the front porch barefoot. our interactions have rarely gone further than a simple wave & hello… i can usually tell he’s home by seeing a red light project through his rear window most nights. when he first moved in, my wife was scared the house would be mistaken for a brothel… i assured her we’d be fine. then we stopped seeing him for a couple weeks. no lights. no sungazing on the porch. 2 weeks went by, then another 2. eventually turned into 2 months. no sign of movement at the property. so being a good neighbour… i decided to go checkup. knocked. called out. nothing. i had to call the cops at this point. my wife had been nagging all week saying he could be dead & rotting in there for all we know. long story short the cops arrived this afternoon to check it out. i peeked over the gate & watched them knock, call out. no response. they took down the rego for his car that had been sat there for the last 8 weeks & said they’d have to get something cleared before coming back to force entry. so i go about my day… sit down to scroll on X when i see a peculiar post… some anon account talking about he had quit his job & scaled his online business from $1.5k - $33k in under 2 months. he attributed his success to some obscure pharmaceutical sam altman had endorsed briefly on a podcast. what happened next is straight out of a agatha christie novel lmao… i noticed one of the images they’d uploaded was a sunset view of their front garden. it happened to have the exact same type of flowerbed my wife had planted in our front yard years ago. it took a second to click. i zoomed in. THAT IS OUR FLOWERBED. that was our garden. that was taken from our neighbours front porch. you can’t make this stuff up. i was genuinely in disbelief. i replied on the video & DMed the account asking if I wasn’t crazy. surely enough, it was him. i asked where he’d been. he kept avoiding the question. the guy was always a mystery. we chatted pharmacology for abit until he goes “come outside”. & there he was. kind of expected him to look like a depleted severus snape but nope… tanned. had noticeably put on a couple pounds of lean muscle. bright white sycleras. i hadn’t heard a squeak from the guy in months. how could he look this healthy? i asked again… “dude, where have you been?”. no response. he just smirked & handed me an empty business card with the world ‘lore’ on it… he walked back inside. so did i. sat back down, pulled the card back out of my pocket & flipped it over. this is what it read: - shoes are a psyop - red light to the testes - lookism runs the world - sungaze for super powers - melanotan 1 for gods glow - no fap, the women sense it. - eat brazilian nuts for thyroid - inject testosterone religiously - modafinil will change your life - read ‘mastery’ by robert green - rich wiggers don’t count calories - loneliness is the secret to invention - work with noise cancelling headphones i cant tell if this guy is a genius or a psychopath. i just need to know…which one of these printed him all that dough?

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i used to take all this stuff 10 years ago. modafinil, armodafinil, all the racetams, random one-offs. most of it did absolutely nothing. a few made me manic, that's about it. bio hacking is largely a myth. everything good is scheduled, for good reason

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before retatrutide: 187lb after retatrutide: 148lb time: 4 months (plan is to stay on micro .5 for another 1-2 months) the first 2 months i dropped around 22~ lb the second half we dropped the rest. light gym 3x a week pros: no desire to drink. libido up. overall happiness up. cons: hard to eat sometimes reta is godsent.

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How does one change this much in 4 months 😭

My top five compounds are Test, GH, Reta, MOTS-c & Melanotan 2 I’ve experimented with & researched a lot of different ones & use some of those daily or regularly but these 5 for me based off terms of effectiveness & doing what they say they are going to do are top tier

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