Mark “CEO of MOOBs” Patten

Working through some feelings after watching the #PS5 reveal. gonna have to buy two console, one for my discs another for my di... #nsfwartwork #nsfw #PlayStation5

@Krekkov I’m a disgrace to my Position, I should resign.

Okay kayfabe off for a bit I have been trying to find ref of guys with cute puffy nipples and its rare to the point that i may need help finding the ref I have SEEN it before, i KNOW it exist And if i am to finish this next joey art i need this ref to make sure its RIGHT

@TheGeniusFetus Draw the Goonarch… I mean Gonarch

Sketched a Strider from Half Life 2. I love Half life's art style and did artwork of it in the past, Maybe I will do more artwork inspired by it in the future. both gluten and gluten free.

@thrustacean @Krekkov Thanks mate! (I couldn’t read this comment, I assume they’re being nice. Thank you)

@MrHide_Patten @Krekkov you deadass cannot read bro

Holyshit i didny know this is a thing

@Krekkov “How I ended the world with my Pickle Farm”

DONT WORRY BABY ILL MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE LAND OF THE LIVING AND DESTROY THE FOODCHAIN

@ObviousRises “This is the real reason for the push towards real IDs and banning VPNs” of course! It makes so much sense!!

Hacker 4chan explains how Dead Internet Theory backfired on Big Data.

@Krekkov Soft men make Men hard this time? Hard men make soft times hard?

Whats that quote again... Soft men make men hard? Hard men make soft men??

@Pirat_Nation When I learned she was the VO, it honestly destroyed the characters sex appeal. Like the opposite of 50 shades of grey read by Gilbert Gottfried.

It’s a painfully realisation when you fathom you have no value. Nothing of worth to give. It’s hard living with the fact that you mean absolutely nothing to anybody. That’s why there is solace in Nihilism. I don’t matter. But nothing else matters anyway.

“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink” By the fifth horse I think it’s about time I admit that there’s something wrong with the water.

@GamingAndPandas Haven’t seen a marathon bombing this bad since last time I was in Boston…

JESUS lmao

@ChibiReviews Communists. Censorship. Checks out.

Seeing the comments happy about the Chinese Censorship of these character designs disgusts me

@Krtzyy Because Tencent saw the player numbers fall off a cliff and went; “拜拜，我走了！”

Can someone smarter than me explain why a game studio would invest $200M and 4 years of development just to shut the game down after 1 month because low player counts? Like damn at least try to grow a player base for a few months before pulling the plug lol thats crazy

@ahmed___2XD “All you had to do, was cure the damn virus CJ”

😂

There’s a certain irony to Monster Hunter Wilds getting a performance patch now all the mods don’t work together and the game crashes more.

[ for @MrHide_Patten ]

Finally feel comfortable getting back into Minster Hunter Wilds with (most) of the mods updated. Breast expansion mod. Yes.

@Krekkov My dad always told me only women have long hair, so checks out.

After consulting with the experts of the universe, i have come to the conclusion that If you can grab a fistful of their hair and pull it while giving backshots, its not gay and can never be The longer the hair the straighter it is

I know there’s something wrong with the world as I’ve never gotten an InFamous Remaster let alone a port and yet the Last of Us has like 10…

@MadamSavvy Woopsies…

I HATE AMERICAN LOCALIZATION AND VOICE ACTING SO MUCH WHY DO YOU FREAKS DO THIS. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BUTCHERING AUTHOR INTENT? A SIMPLE EHE CANT EVEN BE DONE? CAN YOU NOT ACT? CAN YOU NOT PRETEND FOR 30 FUCKING SECONDS YOU ARENT THE CENTER OF THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE AND THAT YOU ARE MERELY A COG IN A WHEEL, NOT A CREATIVE INSPIRATION TO THE REST OF THE WORLD? THE AUTHOR WANTED EHE. WHY IS THIS HARD TO RESPECT? ARE YOU SO SELFISH, SO PATHETHIC, SO AFRAID OF OTHER CULTURES AND SOUNDS AND CUSTOMS AND SPEECH PATTERNS? ACTOR. IT IS IN YOUR FUCKING JOB TITLE. ACT. PRETEND. HOLY FUCK. IT ISNT FUCKING HARD TO DO AN E FUCKING HE.