Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st

I know who set Notre Dame on Fire. Here is the most recent photo I have of him. Please rt so the police can find him

@WeArePlayground @Xbox Albion’s humming and so are we! We can't wait to show Heroes what we have been working on later this week! 💕

Straight up, @HRBlock is a scam. $120 pricetag ("normally" >$300 to make you feel better), to file something others do for FREE or for FRACTIONS of the cost. I'll never file with them again. I filed with @FreeTaxUSA this year, and will from now on! freetaxusa.com/?friend=P5jJN2 10/10

I shot a 66 at TPC San Antonio using TOURCAST data 😎 #AWSsmartcaddiechallenge

Why is it that if YOU are late/delayed/need to cancel, they keep your money, give you a credit, or rebook you for a fee. But the moment @united has an operations error they just go “Oopsie! We were late!” Or “Your flight doesn’t have a crew. Yikes!” And doesn’t give me anything

“A BABYS GOTTA DO, WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO.”

My gf and her friends are all NERDS. Like OUT NERDING ME. omg, for once, IM THE NORMAL ONE

How it started. How it’s going. :)

I swear to god if All Might dies I’m going to freak out

It’s not like I had a BAD day at work, I just didn’t have a GOOD day, ya know?

“I think I’m dyslexic with the fruit!!”

It sucks when something you used to look forward to for years becomes something you dread. ☹️

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

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“Listen to me carefully. Tell him the bargain he made that autumn morning was not with his God, but with me.”

Who’s drinking a Dr Pepper? 👉🤠👈This guys drinking a Dr Pepper

"No plan survives the past."

Whenever I get depresso impostor-syndrome at work, I look at my email signature and go "yeah, ok, im doing alright"

He checked his 401(k) 💔

YES SIR. I CAN BOOGIE. BUT I NEED A CERTAIN SONG. I CAN BOOGIE, BOOGIE WOOGIE. ALL NIGHT LOOOONNNNGGGGGGG.