JIM

Never actually spoken about this before always felt a bit embarrassed about it to be honest but fuck it - ok so basically years ago when I was a teenager I had a Saturday job on Going Live! when Philip Schofield was presenter & the cunt did not once go anywhere fucking near me

✍️ #UsykJoshua2 👀

@LBofBexley Yous lot are terrible

If you were due a collection last week (Mon 27 Sept to Friday 1 Oct) & it has still not been collected, please continue to leave your bins out. Missed collections will be caught up throughout the week, starting today- Monday, 4 October. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Nah what’s his problem? Loooooool kmttt 🤣🤣🤣😭

I was alive when if you was on the internet you couldn’t use the house phone 😂😂😂😂

@mattylad_92 Madness gravy bangs

I’ve never had the gravy from KFC

@herbertpocket47 @LBofBexley @CharlieVizzard

@LBofBexley And it is your responsibility to collect business waste for which you charge, but do not collect, on the grounds that it was not left out. Struggling to think who would keep two overflowing smelly bins indoors.

It’s your responsibility to dispose of your rubbish – if the bin is full take it home. Leaving it by a bin is flytipping.

@MackEvans1 @CharlieVizzard @LBofBexley #not happy

@CharlieVizzard @MrJamesKelly @LBofBexley #rantover

It’s your responsibility to dispose of your rubbish – if the bin is full take it home. Leaving it by a bin is flytipping.

@Jamie_Meekings @MrLofficial @officialspuddz 100

Simple, brilliant solution no?

@mattylad_92 Them mushrooms ain’t cooked mate fucking weirdo

No tray? What a tramp

@Jamie_Meekings Don’t want her messing with my lawnmower

My bird microwaves her tea if it goes cold .. sick fuck

@CalNewman89 Wrong mate

@MrJamesKelly Just make a new one innit

@mattylad_92 All them cleaning products mate , frazzle they brain

What is it with carsey attendants on site, are they all knuckleheads?? Last job the fella was a dead ringer for Harold shipman and this one just talks to toilet seats and urinals all day 😂😂😂

Fuccccccking hell