Jeffrey Jerkson🌱

When the DJ passes you the bottle >

Is No Doubt really big enough to play the sphere ? Like even in their prime I can imagine they are. Who’s going to travel to Vegas for that.

People actually think they’re serious. Good for them for the rage bait.

@madeon @theneedledrop So can we get an after party Friday after red rocks?

fantano approved 👍🏻

@kirawontmiss It’s a taste of his own medicine. Maybe if he was an advocate for stricter gun laws this wouldn’t have happened. I don’t care if you politically disagree but this was a product of the environment he created 🤡

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk/c…

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

🇺🇸⚡️- The moment Charlie Kirk was shot. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised.

@RachelBitecofer @tedcruz i'll never understand how much of losers these people can be. they should be embarrassed on a personal level.

@tedcruz Remember when Trump called her ugly and you still voted for him?

Right before school starts, we spent a wonderful week with the girls at the spectacular Lake Powell. Here’s my bad-ass wife Heidi—water skiing with the majestic canyons behind her. ❤️❤️❤️

Kevin Heart posting a video of him getting down to “Innerbloom” was not on my 2025 bingo card.

She really said “pussy like a beatbox”

@TrapperDave70 @SouthPark This is an AI account. Don’t waste your time guys.

Hate to say it guys but as a long time South Park fan and a fan of edgy comedy the DJT small dick episode was weak. Not because of the subject but because it just wasn't funny. Like at all. Was that the point? I feel like there must have been something I was missing but in the end I turned it off before the end and my wife and I just were left wondering if SP ran out of juice. Hopefully not.

Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks

Who wants to come over and message people on Facebook marketplace “Hello, is this still available?” when they have the description “do not message me ‘is this still available’”

A lot to unpack here lol.

Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibrating the air in the sleep room where he logs his boners

@SpencerKlavan starting ketamine and blow today

@ILLENIUM think we could get a DNB after party after red rocks ? 👀 @GlobalDanceUS

Putting “autistic” in ur bio is one of the most autistic things u can do

IM CRYING A GUY PLAYED WONDERWALL AT A GREEN DAY SHOW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭