Joe Haslam

@STEPS02dotCOM @City_Chief He didn’t start for England in that match, he wasn’t even on the bench. You can really use the “plays for England” like it’s something to be proud of at the moment, every England game is painful to watch.

@MrJoeHaslam @City_Chief Have we forgotten we're talking if an international player for England that narrowly lost to Spain in the Euro finals? Asking for his signature!? No, the club has set a bar too high for struggling clubs to come knocking, serve for flops!

Rico Lewis is a liability. What does he offer apart from 5 yard passes?

@STEPS02dotCOM @City_Chief Jack of all trades but master of none….. he wouldn’t walk in to any first team squad in the prem, I’d be surprised if we got anyone asking for his signature during the transfer window

@City_Chief You mean the youngest player who commands the first jersey and has the capability to play as a DM, AM, RB and LB?

@ManCityzenscom Stop playing Lewis! He doesn’t stay in position, doesn’t stay with his man, seems to lack awareness of who’s around him, gives the ball away because he hasn’t got the experience. He’s not a 90 min player, he’s a last 20 min of the match player until he gets more experience.

If you could give Pep Guardiola one piece of advice, what would it be?

@lisa_eckersley @Bupa 🥳 well done Lisa!

Thrilled that I am a finalist for the LEADER Category at this year’s @Bupa everywoman in Technology Awards! Grateful to the judges for selecting me and to my colleagues in Capgemini their support! #ewTechAwards #WomeninTech #WomenInTech #CapgeminiArchitects #GetTheFutureYouWant

@casaurabhgupta Very well done! Great presentation and solution. 👍

What an exciting day it was.. #CapgeminiTechChallenge23 A day full of Innovations..

@BBCPolitics @BBCNews Can’t just be me seeing this?

"We are here, ready to serve, ready to lead and together we can and we will rebuild Britain" Shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves says Labour has a mission to give the country "its future back" Follow live bbc.in/48JHIum

@andertonsmusic @mrpeterhonore I thought this was amazing, unfortunately I can’t afford one just for messing around right now but would love one in the future.

How does it do that?! 🤯 The New Boss GM-800 utilises the power of the Roland ZEN-Core Synthesis engine, allowing for any guitar to sound like a synth! 🎸 🛒 Buy Here: bit.ly/3XZcp9Y

@rinner888 @BBCSport Nah, his boxers are clearly too tight and trapped a ball… we’d all scream like that 🫣

@BBCSport Fake as f..k

That scream 😳 We all feared the worst but Andy Murray got right back up to win the third set 🤯 #Wimbledon

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23

Agree with @Carra23? 🤔

@NoContextBrits The labels from all the tins

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

@Natalie_Davies_ You asked for a human wearing a giraffe costume though?

I should clarify that I did not ask for a giraffe/human hybrid 😱

Playing with Bing's new Dall-E image generation, not had a go at AI images before ... this is such fun 😊 'A futuristic city street of brutalist tower blocks, smaller traditional Japanese buildings with cherry blossom trees, at dusk, in the rain'

@alistairclare @RussHollinshead @MicrosoftTeams That would be amazing!

@RussHollinshead @MicrosoftTeams Or can you pop out the whole chats tab to a new window?

Are you ready for the new Teams? It's faster, simpler, smarter, and more flexible than ever. Read more: msft.it/6019g6tjF #MicrosoftTeams

@RussHollinshead This is yours???

6R4 recreation, brand new with Metro 6R4 on the papers. Composite body, midengined V6, sequential gearbox… 4WD. Woof!

MyPOV: just around the bend in the promenade @Capgemini #wef23

Some good free water saving gadgets from @stwater - check them out!

@JonChatterboxW @YorkshireTea you haven't opened them to check if they're split yet..... Never had a bad cup of tea using Yorkshire Tea bags

@MikeyOsb How does this compare to your satellite setup @shropshirehobit ?

Starlink: UK to trial Elon Musk's satellite broadband in rural areas buff.ly/3ETNHPp

@RussHollinshead @askdavidjones "float over here so I can punch you"

@askdavidjones Oooh.... look what I've found to play online. Always loved this... and Monkey Island... Sam and Max...

Just to point out that there's a very good Artemis SLS/Orion mod for KSP, if you'd like to try it yourself with the RSS mod Nb: computer games have never interested me, with these exceptions: Lemmings, Portal (1), MS Flight Sim & KSP. nasa.gov/feature/nasa-s…

@RussHollinshead It's a good course isn't it! I really enjoyed hearing stories from our architects on other accounts.... what was your highlight?

Capgemini BLAC course. Done.