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@TheAthleticFC @OptaJoe So what you're saying is that scoring goals is a good way of not losing. Interesting theory 🤔

@jamesbenge Guess they've got to do something for entertainment!

At Spurs, where they’re awarding a dog of the match. Why doesn’t every ground have this???

@romankemp And bring back still Fanta at McDonalds

I’ve got to say it; it’s time to normalise drinking squash as an adult. Put it on menus now…

#TenHag is just hilarious. #SorryForYou #HarryPotter #ManUtd #Football

🎪 Today is the day!!! 🎪 Our 20th Anniversary Garden Party at @Ashridge House. We can't wait to see you all at 12pm today! If you haven't managed to get your tickets, please don't worry you can purchase tickets on the gate. ⏰ 12pm - 5pm 📌 Ashridge House, HP4 1NS

Don't forget to bring your dog for the dog show! #Summer #Berkhamsted #Tring #AstonClinton #HemelHempstead

Weather is good and Team #Machins are go on the Pimms Tent at the @hospstfrancis Garden Party

🎶 I said mayyyybeee You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶

Not sure I can understand #Nketiah & #Nelson out, #Sterling in. #IsItJustMe? #Football #Arsenal

So good to get back to football tonight after a lengthy injury. Hat trick and an assist ain't bad either. ⚽️⚽️⚽️👟 Still a free agent with the transfer deadline tomorrow! #JustSayin

Beautiful weather for Henley Summerfest today.... 🦆🦆🦆☔️☔️🫤

Check out our programme of FREE monthly webinars starting January 2024 tackling issues around wills, inheritance tax, inheritance & property and much more. To register visit - machins.co.uk/events/

@timlongson @PoliticsPollss Politics aside, the Residence Nil Rate Band is now worth up to £175K not £150K. Family homes are NOT exempt as you suggest, although that may be the result in many cases.

@PoliticsPollss Only rich would benefit from abolishing #InheritanceTax; over 95% of people don't have to pay ANY. Family homes are excluded if left to descendant & no tax due on first £325,000 on top, so #OnlyTheVeryRichWouldBenefit with FAR meaning poorer #PublicPurse for services like #NHS!

Should the Government abolish inheritance tax? #Politics

The only reason anyone in Britain has ever heard of a Waldorf salad, or can list the ingredients, is because of Fawlty Towers

After a promising opening few minutes the floodgates opened and it was a heavy defeat to @HainesWattsBrko in yesterday’s 5-a-side #Football. We’re clearly more used to courts than pitches! @MachinsLaw

The @MachinsLaw Pimms Tent is all set for the @Hospicstfrancis Summer Garden Party! Be sure to come and say hi 🙂☀️🍹

MIKE DEAN: "That's a penalty, for me." 30 seconds later. MIKE DEAN: "That was never a penalty. Good call."

@99Cotters A win over City is a win over City! 💪

Has anyone celebrated the charity/community shield like that before? 😂😂😂😂😂 #CommunityShield2023

Despite what the govt says and online LPA providers sell always always always use a solicitor to draw up a Lasting Power of Attorney - otherwise… bit.ly/3qsOTps

This has probably been asked many times already but when #Twitter becomes X, what will we call a #Tweet? #KeepTheBird #TwitterX