Ken Fallon

The worst part of this story is that @NBCNews tried to reach the martini distributor for comment.

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@AriLamm Do you have a suggestion for where someone like me — who knows nothing about Hebrew & Greek — could access resources to better understand the original meaning of scripture?

The city spent $60,000 to be told the obvious: "There is insufficient market support for two Broadway-capable venues in Portland." In other words, your idea of both building a new facility and renovating Keller is lunacy.

@pauljpastor “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.” – Albus Dumbledore Perhaps the key in your quote is the word "appetite"? It implies attempts to seek conflict whether it's necessary or not.

An appetite for conflict, especially with one’s friends, is the unfailing mark of a great fool.

Is sports gambling ruining sports? Listen to the BaldCast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bal…

“Is anyone crying for help? God is listening, ready to rescue you. If your heart is broken, you’ll find God right there; if you’re kicked in the gut, he’ll help you catch your breath.” - Psalm 34:17-18 MSG bible.com/bible/97/psa.3…

Wait 'til they hear about the hot dog.

Curt Cignetti only has two facial expressions: I’m going to murder someone; or, I’d rather be cleaning my fish tank.

In its infinite wisdom, @USPS also decided to close its branches at noon on New Year's Eve. The result is that many people wanting to ensure their year-end charitable donations are postmarked for 2025 will be *&^% out of luck. F&^%ing brilliant, boys.

To make mail-in voting more difficult, @POTUS decided that @USPS will no longer postmark mail when you drop it off; instead, the postmark will reflect the day it's processed, which could be 1-2 days later. You can get a same-day postmark at the counter, they said.

@NFL I’d love to spend my day watching the @chargers & @HoustonTexans, but there is less than zero chance I will pay for your lame extortion attempt by limiting viewership to the @nflnetwork. Too bad for your advertisers.

@AmityShlaes "Mic drop" — used by people looking for a classier way to say, "In your face, you f*&^ing loser!"

"It is what it is." My least favorite phrase. Name yours.

"Mic drop"

We need to amend the Constitution to remove or sharply curtail the president’s pardon power. The best time to have done it would be a quarter century ago. The second best time would be now. But it almost certainly won’t happen under Trump. So when I say this again under the next president, likely a Democrat, please don’t come at me with “Oh but you were fine with Trump having unrestricted pardon power?” No. I wasn’t. Trump’s abuse of the pardon is appalling. Worse than Biden’s, which was also appalling. And it’s going to get worse.

@johncanzanobft Lucky you. It's all we heard on the broadcast.

Dan Lanning on the USC Trojans marching band: "I never heard their band." YouTube: youtu.be/LMhrvwxBvhk

@TheOregonDuck is a national treasure.

@johncanzanobft I understand why. They only play two songs, and after the 27th rendition, it's annoying as hell.

USC band is seated to the left of the open press box at Autzen Stadium. Love bands, but I'm already ready for a break.

@emzanotti Also true of most Trump supporters.

I firmly believe Tucker Carlson’s defenders do not or cannot experience humility. Or, for that matter, dignity.

@ryanburge Don't they have their own internal version of SNAP?

Where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is strong, reliance on government aid is weak. Counties with big LDS populations have SNAP participation rates about 20% lower than the national average. That's after controlling for region and population size.