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The hornets fucking suck man what is this trash on my screen

@CigsMake I ate at a wendy’s like this as a child and had no idea it was smoking

In heaven, you will be able to eat a Dave’s Single, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer in the sunroom of a 1990s Wendy’s restaurant

I gotta buy a tobacco pipe one of these days

@MayeIsKing_ Both logos have always fucking sucked

oh my fucking god that's horrible 😭😭

@PalaceReport Watchout wine windows

🫶 Glasner says Palace's players will be allowed to go out in Florence tonight after reaching semis. "This was the same what the Eintracht Frankfurt players asked when they won the quarter-final (in the Europa League in 2022). Hopefully the ending of the story will be the same." @ed_aarons

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

First ever PubSub, excited for this experience!

@Foodacriss I hate lawsuits like this just makes everyone else who actually has valid claims look like bums

Everything is expensive because of insurance, which is downhill from our completely unserious litigation standards and morally empty lawyers who are happy to expose them for financial gain, which is downhill from not being able to hold anyone accountable for their own actions

@Foodacriss Thats when you gotta just lower the shoulder for the one time and show some grit

My boy asked me to play in this flag football league and the team we played had fucking playbook wristbands

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

Its gametime. #ThisLawExamIsMyBitch

@_kaylashoemaker Oh my god i’m in love

hidden gen found in my dads garage...from '97

@RpsAgainstTrump Holy fuck this guy has huge balls

New footage shows Arkansas principal Kirk Moore lunging at a school shooter, helping save students’ lives. A real hero

The Athens Rock Lobsters might have higher turnout at home games than this Turning Point event.

@GoodNightDrew I love my cars community

Lightning McQueen meets Mater as an adult after going to Radiator Springs Boycott this show

Just ordered two glizzes at the turn

@JoeCJr29 You might be retarded dawg

My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot: - Bison (State Animal) - Bombers (S/O Tinker) - Lightning (should be obvious) - Outlaws (Feels like 1984) - Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)

@DaCheebaMan My parents and thats as far as the list goes

How many phone numbers does the average person know by memory?

I need a bad bitch in my life ASAP man.