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Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

@JennMatthews57 This makes complete sense

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

A cool picture of Lance Briggs and Brian Urlacher. The two are regarded as one of the greatest linebacker tandems in NFL history.

I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson.

LeBron never did that

@grantmccagg 👀

Let's put in perspective what McDavid has done in his career. Gretzky is the only other player in history to score 97+ points in ten straight seasons, and ten of his 13 straight came in the 1980s when teams averaged 3.83 goals per game. During McDavid's streak, NHL teams have averaged 3.03 goals per game. In Gretzky's best season (215 points), he was in on 50.4 percent of Edmonton's goals. In McDavid's best season (153 points), he was in on 53.6 percent of his team's goals. He is one of only three players to ever score 40 points in an NHL playoff, and he was in on 48.8 percent of Edmonton's goals as he won the Conn Smythe in a losing effort. In Gretzky's best playoff year, he was in on 47.9 percent of EDM's goals. In Mario's best playoff year, he was in on 46.3 percent of Pittsburgh's goals. McDavid's offensive production, if it were pro-rated, is right there in Gretzky and Lemieux's realm. No other player comes close.

@TheoFleury14 Bring him and McJesus to NY and I’ll start to like the Rangers again

How long till Austin Matthew’s asks for a trade out of Toronto????

@LeafsPapi_ Ouch

In the past 24 hours Canadian media has: - talked about stripping Matthews of the C - Asked McDavid how it feels to always lose - Forced Brady to apologize These are 3 Captains of Canadian teams. And then we wonder why players don’t wanna play in Canada. It’s fucking embarrassing

I wish taco trucks would cruise the neighborhood like ice cream trucks

@NHL94Podcast Terrible

Tommy Soderstrom's mask - did you love it or hate it?

Serious lax question: Out of all colleges in New York State that have lacrosse teams (d1,d2,d3, JUCO), where would you rank St. Johns? I have them ranked #13

Winner of the men’s ice hockey gold medal game shoudl have to play against the @DanburyTrasher

Wayne Gretzky on CBC: “I’m a hockey player. I’m a Canadian, a true Canadian. I want Canada 🇨🇦 to win a gold medal. I’ve never wavered from that. I’ve been friends with prime minsters and presidents. Somehow there’s been a little bit more tension than normal. At the end of the day, Canada and the US are like brothers and sisters, they’re gonna fight and argue but eventually they’ll come together. That’s the way I see it.”

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@fourstappen McJesus would have 200 assists per year

get ready to speak west edmonton mall bud

@PeteBlackburn Ha

Really happy that Leon Draisaitl got to take a break from the Oilers and finally play for a team with bad defense & an underperforming supporting cast

@spittinchiclets @EdmontonOilers bringing back legends and @NYRangers stuck with Drury calling shots. Hey, @MikaZibanejad looked good in blue and yellow

Paul Coffey is rejoining the Oilers coaching staff 🤝

Sweden hockey uni’s are dull. Unfortunate…they used to pop.

Wowser

@iluminatibot Stay bobbing and weaving