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@HalfLivedLife @SandyofCthulhu mammal that lays eggs btw

@SandyofCthulhu 'nuff said.

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?

@SandyofCthulhu We also have large tropical trees native to the Americas called dynamite trees that are known for their explosive seed pods that launch seeds at speeds reaching 160mph/260kmph. Not to mention it also secretes highly poisonous sap.

@MaceAhWindu I was hyped until I saw its turn based. I might still try it because it’s Star Wars, though.

Man.

@heyshipz hope, homo sex, and a new car 🤨

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

@wayne4eva Black Suburban is an opp

If you'll not pay attention, you can learn to apologize

@m_takewaka @_thelastaccount the scariest thing in Florida is Florida

@_thelastaccount I am afraid about Florida’s nature. Big snake, alligator, spider…and what!?🤣

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

@LiberalSpy @TaraBull These types of comments always scream low testosterone

@TaraBull Talk about a simp husband. Noo I’m not mad at you hunny. This is nothing compared to you getting a train ran on you last time you went out with the girls

This might be the meanest prank

@HothLord90 @Mericamemed It would be fine if construction didn’t take 2 damn weeks for a pothole

@Mericamemed I’m gonna be that guy. Everyone complains they won’t properly fix the roads but then complain about traffic caused by them properly fixing the roads.

Even slapping it with the shovel is more than any city worker would do.

@Aniimo_EN Good luck with the Nintendo lawsuits guys

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@daehaerys “As a man who has a daughter” why the fuck are you thinking about your daughter that way?

Jaehaerys I’s reddit post leaked

@evilthuginc @DestinyDraw5 @Xynchr0 two monitors. game open on one monitor and a spotify mini player open on the other with an animated wallpaper behind it. barely makes a difference in performance as well because I have 30+ gigs of ram

@DestinyDraw5 @Xynchr0 exactly, if ur spending time looking at ur desktop wallpaper thats lowkey just sad asf

have normie friend he asks me why his PC keeps crashing when he wants to play valorant I ask him how much ram he got he says 16GB I tell him to not use wallpaper engine when he wants to play valorant he stops having crashes LMAO

@praisejej @Persway82 shut the fuck up

@Persway82 Ugh... I hate this "guys being dudes" type of shit. So corny and lame

I lost it on the snake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Because what are we doing here??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #HappyFriday

@end3of6days9 Bro reloaded his glasses

This guy juices fresh pomegranates for the first time and realizes he just squeezed out roughly $15 worth of vibrant, seed-free juice… for basically the same price as a $17 bottle at the store. Takes his first sip, goes “Oh my goodness”… Then yeets his glasses across the room in pure disbelief 😭 I'm thinking I need to buy one of these citrus juicers, how about you?

@MartinLukasMD @GoatRoper911 If only everything were as simple as you make it seem

@MrMark110 @GoatRoper911 Her “style” is a symptom of her personality…

Man, what a trip the Japs are: Leaving shoes behind when committing suicide in Japan is a deeply ingrained cultural practice symbolizing a transition to another realm, respect for the location, and preparation for the afterlife. It acts as a final act of order and personal resolution, often signaling that the individual is leaving the physical world behind. Key reasons for this practice include: Cultural Etiquette: In Japan, removing shoes before entering homes or sacred spaces is mandatory to keep them clean. Leaving them at a suicide site, such as a bridge or forest, is a continuation of this ritualized, respectful behavior. Symbolic Transition: It signifies stepping out of the material world and leaving one's physical, societal, and functional "identity" behind. Orderly Departure: Leaving shoes, often neatly paired, allows the individual to depart "cleanly" without creating a mess or causing unnecessary disruption to others. Signal of Intent: The shoes act as a clear sign of the person's final resolve, separating the act from a momentary or accidental incident.

@ifiwastheD3vil @SamuelAlikuhio But you have enough characters and time to type up this retarded ass comment?

@SamuelAlikuhio I dont have enough characters or time to pick apart every single example of how retarded this is.. but this is such a sad shame honestly- now yall make retarded conspiracies as a cope for your shitty culture, without enough background knowledge to make it make any sense

Just a thought

@KleverBarbie @NeoRepublic_ZA “some people are short sighted” get glasses or stay off the damn road. you’re a hazard to yourself and to others if you can’t see 100 damn feet in front of you.

@NeoRepublic_ZA Everybody blaming the driver , but where is the parking light ? Where is the triangle ? Where are the signs for he car is parked , some people are short sighted .. the parked cargo killed the motorist , and that’s one of the major accruing killers on our roads , parked trucks

Again Speed Kills💔💔💔😭😭😭

@NeoRepublic_ZA They weren’t even going that fast, and had the entire road to themselves but still managed to hit the only thing in his way. It’s a damn shame they died, but how the hell do you even manage to do that.

@MartinLukasMD @GoatRoper911 Imagine thinking her style is the root of all her issues

@GoatRoper911 Imagine though she could have solved her problems by just dressing normally for a week. People would be amazed by how many of their problems would be solved by acting normally.

@wine_018 There are NUMEROUS outliers in nature, though. Penguin dads routinely care for the egg, seahorse dads literally give birth, and red fox fathers are often considered some of the best fathers in nature. This is such a stupid claim when humans are the biggest outliers in nature.

I think about this ALL THE TIME. Men talk about being protectors - but in nature, it’s actually the women/females that do the protecting…

@ribzoftiktok Can we talk about the massive fuckin slab of butter?

Wait till they discover Vruchtenhagel