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🚨🎙️Roy Keane on Lisandro Martinez’s Red Card situation “The game's gone soft — pathetic! Martínez pulls a few hairs and gets a straight red? In the 56th minute when you're already 2-0 down? Absolute joke! In my day, you'd get a proper boot up your arse and the ref would tell you to man up. Now? Hair-pull and you're off. Embarrassing. But Calvert-Lewin clatters Leny Yoro with a cynical foul earlier leading to their opening goal. A foul clear as day, hinders the kid — and nothing? No card, no free-kick. That's the inconsistency ruining football. One minute you're sending a lad off for something you'd laugh at in the old days, the next you're letting cynical fouls go. That's why the game's gone soft. Referees are killing the game. Players are scared to tackle. We're heading for 7-a-side rubbish. No edge, no character left. This soft nonsense isn't football."

Explain @FA_PGMOL

FIFA 27 will have new difficulty levels

All the celebrity appearances in Miami Vice (1984).

Don Tzu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

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71 years ago Today, Jonas Salk's polio vaccine was declared safe and successful, Salk was hailed as a "miracle worker" and the day almost became a U.S. national holiday.

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

Oh, poor Melania. Standing at the White House podium, clutching her pearls, outraged that people are being mean-spirited toward her. The audacity. THE NERVE. This is the same woman who stood silently by while her husband shared videos comparing the Obamas to apes. The same man who called Iranian people "animals." The same couple who spent YEARS pushing the racist birther conspiracy that Barack Obama wasn't even American. But sure, Melania. Tell us more about how hurtful it is when people say unkind things about you. The Trumps have built an entire political brand out of dehumanizing Black people, immigrants, and anyone they disagree with — and now she wants a sympathy card because people are connecting documented dots about her associations? Here's a thought: if you don't want people to say mean things about you, maybe don't spend two decades smiling next to a man who built his political career on racism, cruelty, and dehumanization. The audacity of fragility is truly something to behold.

Championship players in Tottenham Stadium next season

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL ✅ James Hagens will make his NHL debut with the @NHLBruins tonight! Welcome to the League!

SNL’s Colin Jost on Trump’s “Praise be to Allah” tweet: “I know that almost makes Trump sound like he is a radical terrorist, but remember Trump has already been to a paradise with 72 virgins.”

Como decía Churchill: “La principal diferencia entre los humanos y los animales es que los animales nunca permitirían que los lidere el más estúpido de la manada” Mientras tanto, EEUU eligió a #Trump dos veces. RT 🤡👇

Epstein Survivor Juliette Bryant just released a message to Melania Trump: “Hello Melania Trump. My name is Juliette Bryant. I’m an Epstein survivor. You want girls to testify under oath, well here I am testifying that everything I said is true. Unfortunately a lot of the girls who testified died. Maybe it’s time that you and your husband testify too.”

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

Congratulations to Nikke Kokko on picking up his first NHL win in his first NHL start! 🦑

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@OnsideWithJouni Ja todennäköisyyksin nojaillen Pavel sitten seuraavalla mahdollisella kohtaamisella oli hetmiten valmis hanskattomaan valssiin Mösjöö Churlan kanssa..? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Kaikkien kyynärpäätaklausten äiti. Pavel Bure iskee Shane Churlaa vuoden 1994 playoffeissa. Erotuomari Andy Van Hellemond ei nähnyt (yhden tuomarin aikaa), ei jäähyä. Pelaajaturvallisuuden Brian Burke antoi Pavelille $500 sakot