mister monkey

@json1444 gonna vamp this. thanks for playing

@MrMonkey pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

PVP has been a massive point of contention over the past few days, and many plead for a fix from the launchpad layer. however, I believe the causation of PVP is misguided and isn’t the result of the launchpad, but a result of: 1) broader liquidity leaving the market 2) behavioral problems it’s no secret that we’re in a bear market & more liquidity has left the market than has entered over the past 6 months, hence why ceilings are much lower & opportunity feels scarce with lower liquidity & lower ceilings comes the desire to find edge elsewhere. if traders know they’re not going to succeed holding, and they can't beat other traders, there may be edge in redeploying an already successful coin; whether it’s under the guise of a better ticker, image, has tracked wallets, fee distributions, etc. while I think this behavior is incredibly destructive, I believe it is a permanent pendulum, and I believe we're currently at the extreme end of that pendulum, which is why we’re experiencing incessant & unrelenting PVP compared to what we see in a bull market (PVP exists, but faces nowhere near the level of participation as we see now)

@pxblocito Not bigger than 67

Triple T is bigger than Labubu Triple T is bigger than 67 Triple T is the biggest meme

@Amystreet 5 beers

@MrMonkey Regardless of the rank I don’t care if people think I’m ugly or beautiful I’m here to build a career not be on the bachelorette

nothing says “alpha” like a 21-year-old with 8k followers making a goon tier list of women who have 10x his net worth

@alCamel77 Henlo camel

@json1444 @BreezyDegens @DeltaXtc Okay but what is mayhem mode

this is a lie & your PNL tracker is faulty (even though you copy pasted this image from @DeltaXtc’s post without verifying anything) Mayhem Mode is in a *loss* of ~1500 SOL over its lifetime, it is nowhere near profitable and was never intended to be profitable it’s an ongoing experiment and usage isn’t encouraged unless users *want* to experiment with it, hence why this feature isn’t actively marketed

remember mayhem mode on pumpfun? well it was made to have a bot extract $8m from the market

@zqinfo1 Dude. What

@MrMonkey scan your palm or brutally jerk off your choice

I invested in very because my agent read the memo and said it is the apple of verification so instead of being fully molested by your phone every time you scan your face for verification purposes, now you can use the palm of your hand and retain agency there

@json1444 > guys who rape 5-6 figures every single day feel the need to say why the trenches are dead (it's because of the scam platform pumpfun obviously, haha)

i think you should reapproach how you create articles with Claude - this is a manipulative article designed to make PumpSwap appear to significantly reduce LP thickness compared to its Raydium counterpart. first, lets align on exactly why the trenches are complaining about LP thickness in the first place: runners crashing sooner than they did on Raydium there is a misconception that runners die quickly because they have thinner LPs - not true. here are the LP fees for Raydium & PumpSwap above migration price: PumpSwap LP fee: 0.20% Raydium LP fee: 0.22% when a coin migrates, the PumpSwap LP fee is almost exactly the same as the Raydium LP fee, with the one technicality being that *if* the token falls back under the migration threshold *after* migrating, it will have a lower LP fee until it climbs back above the migration threshold now, given that your article leans heavily on this technicality, lets run through what this looks like in practice, with a recent cashback coin runner: what the dog doing? after migrating, $我的刀盾 began trading below its migration price for a period of time, where no more than $500k in volume was traded on the coin at the lowest LP fee tier (0.02%) *if* this coin migrated to Raydium instead of PumpSwap, it would have added a grand total of *$1000* to the liquidity pool during the period in which it traded under the migration threshold additionally, if you want to take this example further and take a look at the difference between PumpSwap's 0.2% LP fee and Raydium's 0.22% LP fee, the difference in that extra 0.02% on Raydium for ~$19m-$20m volume would have been $4000 added to the LP the difference between PumpSwap LPs and Raydium LPs are marginal at best. PumpSwap is NOT the reason that runners appear to die sooner than what we used to see.

@retardmode @patty_fi This is so real

@patty_fi bimetal datejust - you are the wife

Wife got me this It’s the little things

@luisabreu96 Bro

Here’s why I need 15-20% of a coin 5-10% to farm initial buy volume like snipers and front runners 3-4% to sell during pump (still in profit if it doesn’t bond) 3-4% to rape migration candle 2-3% to sell on the way up (let the chart breath but take profits) 2% moon bag

@HugoMartingale Banger

@slingoorio why not

LMAO could be the 100M coin i dreamed of. why not?

My peak net worth is tattooed in my mind like the prisoner number on an Auschwitz Jew

@a1lon9 CA?

if you told CT 6mo ago how much worse market conditions would become, most would've guessed that onchain trading will fall off a cliff what happened? volumes remained rock solid why? opportunity found its way to pump for 2 years straight and that isn't changing anytime soon.

@trading_axe @imperooterxbt @LexaproTrader @cobie @inversebrah i better be in the screenshot

@imperooterxbt @LexaproTrader run it. I'll organize everything, all you niggaz gotta do is show up. 100% safe, will provide bodyguards, cover travel costs, no audience, one camera accessible by both parties etc. @cobie can escrow too. ~ Dr. Axius.

Let’s escrow any amount you want in a bare knuckle fight unless you are scared

@GoyimRapist28 @HugoMartingale

@MrMonkey @HugoMartingale Here Mr monkey 4zL98Nncs8mHn3Aaw8naCdusLbRStKoxcfHqA4Wwpump

trenches looking fucking good here

@TheBigNasty_ Can I get a follow back

unfollowed like 300 retards more to come