Chris Russell

Available for initial marking of all sports pitches. Essex area. DM for details. #essex #football #rugby #lacrosse….possibly

@Danny_McMoomins HEAVENNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Moira Schitt was an all timer. Respect to Big Kate O'Hara. RIP

@OddsDanny @henrywinter @FootyBoardroom The Winter Shipping Forecast

@henrywinter @FootyBoardroom Credit @henrywinter. Carrick choice = calmer 2-3 rest defence, Bruno between lines, fullbacks held. If that lands, books shade OT unders early; outrights steady. @FootyBoardroom

Football clubs belong to fans. Fans remain when players, coaches & owners move on. Fans deserve to know more about what really goes on in THEIR club. The Football Boardroom examines “the decisions, dynamics & personalities” in the words of Gareth Southgate who devised the pod 1/2

Thanks @DaveMustaine

@greateranglia @SpursOfficial @WestHam They’ll be a train at 1621 for those leaving early…..

📢Travelling to @SpursOfficial vs @WestHam on Saturday 17th January?⚽ Please make sure you are in the correct position to board/alight the train👇🏻

@Danny_McMoomins @SkyNews Just take your protein pills and put your fuckin helmet on

@SkyNews Leave them up there. They knew the risks!!!!

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@InvertTheWing Slot and Pep Squid would go down a treat.

Hello everyone. I am sorry for the increased inactivity recently, it is the lowest I have felt in quite some while. Not only have I lost some passion, due to my favourite managers either getting sacked, or underperforming, but my personal life has been very tough. Recently, I was laid off of not necessarily job, but one of my part time coaching gigs for underperformance. Of course, this hurt me very much. So I looked to pick up a new part time hobby, and if you didn’t already know, my father is a chef. I picked up a love for cooking from him, so I suggested an idea to him which combines my 2 loves: Cooking and the tactical aspect of football. The idea was to put a spin on regular French cuisine (his expertise), and serve all the dishes in formations, named after football managers I idolise. For example, the “Pep Bourguignola” — a twist on the French classic Beef bourguignon. And for the plating twist, the gravy would make the shape of the pitch, with things like the vegetables, pieces of meat being his 3-2-4-1 in possession formation. I offered him role to be the head chef. A father-son business. Unfortunately, he did not see to take this well, and felt I was insulting his craft he has worked years on, asking me whether I was autistic. And really, I feel I have had some dreams shattered recently. So I am trying to find my feet, motivation, hunger again.

So now we have to subscribe to Grok to see Elton step in and out of Christmas? @Danny_McMoomins

@deenafaywinter Now will he get his comeuppance? #sachspest @Danny_McMoomins

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@OfficialPDC LOBBIN’ HOOD

Simply SENSATIONAL! 🤯 Justin Hood produces a staggering display of doubling to stun Josh Rock and storm through to the quarter-finals on debut! What a story 👏

@DarrenArsenal1 Putting my NB upper up now if anyone’s trying.

Bit of a wasteland as expected on exchange for Brighton and Villa. Keep trying singles do pop up

@Danny_McMoomins Part-time fan Elton has got his half-season ticket again for Christmas.

@glenn_hughes That really is one in a million??? @chatabix1

@GH_Tourography Crazy incident after this show: I was in a car crash. The vehicle that collided with me, was our own (Trapeze) transit van, one in 1 million chance of this happening, and I’m still alive, and thankful we all kinds youthful memories🙏

#OnThisDay in 1969, Glenn Hughes @glenn_hughes played LIVE w/ #TRAPEZE @ Queen Mary Ballroom (Dudley Zoo) in Dudley (West Midlands), UK 🇬🇧 #GlennHughes

@93rdmin @Danny_McMoomins Gaz Coombes in Scrooged

@Danny_McMoomins My favourite Brit Pop wannabe who's is a danger to children mentally and physically

Who's your favourite home wrecking Christmas film goth? Mine is this one.

@jamesreuben The Arsenal/Cowboys double beating Spurs and Philadelphia…..doesn’t get much better 😉

Sieg mentality #DallasCowboys @UKCowboys

@bryansgunn Picked up a Pfeiffer 😂

@bryansgunn @daninbangkok @TheSmorginator Irani

@daninbangkok @TheSmorginator Good shout

Bad toss to lose

@bryansgunn Go to bed depressed or wake up full of hope and then be depressed? Tricky

@MrNeet Evening Chris. Wondering whether to stay up late or wake up early

@turfcareblog Jimmy The Mower has let his standards slip

Why are councils still doing this with tax payers money 💴 more harm than good and not a isolated case #respectourpitches