Brian Sherwood

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

@SHistorians Dude, what a day!

Drove home from Augusta and got roped into announcing the my daughter’s lacrosse playoff game this evening. The cool thing- I got to announce her 100th save of the season!!!! I will ask my spotter to get a better video:) We get done with this game at 9PM and I will jump in the car and start driving back to Augusta!!! #NonGolfHistory

@nogooddeed2 That looks outstanding. Hope it was fantastic! 🦵🥃

Black Walnut Old Fashioned with Heaven Hill BiB for some kneeculture.

It's finally here. Good morning from Thursday at the Masters. #themasters

The joy of Wednesday at the Masters. #themasters

The 2026 Champions Dinner portrait. #themasters

Look, I get it, Dems. You think buying Greenland is dumb. You think trash-talking NATO is dumb. You think Hegseth firing generals is dumb. You think bombing Iran is dumb. Fine. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re wrong. I’ll buy you a beer and we can argue about it. But that’s not the point. Every administration in American history has done dumb things. Jefferson had an embargo that tanked his own economy. LBJ had Vietnam. Carter sold the Panama Canal for $1. W. had “Mission Accomplished.” Obama had…. where do I even begin? Dumb is bipartisan. Dumb is American. Dumb is fine. DC runs on dumb decisions. What NONE of them ever did, what is truly, mind-melting, pants-on-head, clown-car-fire, galaxy-brained, lead-paint-chip-eating, 50-IQ-Neanderthal-ripping-a-bong dumb, was pay NGOs by the busload to smuggle tens of millions of people, including actual convicted criminals, across a border we spent trillions pretending to defend, then hand them free four-star hotels, free cell phones, free ATM cards, and a court date in 2031 they were never going to show up for. That is not a policy. That is a SNL cold open someone forgot to write a punchline for. A five-year-old with a juice box could tell you that was Bozo-the-Clown-on-crack, Weekend-at-Bernie’s-running-DHS, “hold-my-beer-I’m-gonna-try-something” levels of stupid. My golden retriever could have run a tighter border. A Magic 8-Ball would have outperformed the entire Biden interagency. That’s the new threshold, Democrats. That’s the low-water mark. That’s the floor. That is the Mariana Trench of public policy and you personally rented the Titan submersible. Argue all you want about the Strait of Hormuz. Write your op-eds. Go on cable TV with Tom Nichols. Clutch your pearls about Greenland. But until Trump proposes something even half as mind-bendingly, bone-crushingly, civilization-forfeitingly brain-dead as what Biden and Kamala did with our borders, I genuinely do not care. Zero F’s given by me.

@LaurenGruel @alexathallow @HallowApp Welcome Lauren! Happy to have you as part of the fam. 👍🙏

This Saturday, I was confirmed into the Catholic Church 🥹✝️. God has been so faithful in leading me here, and I’m so grateful for every step of this journey. A special thank you to @alexathallow for creating the @HallowApp ! This app has helped strengthen my relationship w/ the Lord.

@mkhammer Love me some adult lunchables! Smart move MK! 👍

I don’t know if this is a parenting hack that will work for other people, but charcuterie dinner always tricks my kids into eating a bunch of healthy food. I think it’s bc it’s novel and interactive and they get to eat with their hands. Subversive!

Number of golfers who have lost multiple Masters playoffs: 2. 1. Ben Hogan (1942, 1954) 2. Justin Rose (2017, 2025) As @LukeKerrDineen once pointed out to me, Rose is like four shots from being Nick Faldo. He and Spieth surely have the biggest "what if" careers at Augusta over the last 15 years.

JUST IN: Woman who stabbed a pregnant woman in a parking lot in North Carolina is a career criminal with TWENTY THREE prior arrests and SEVENTY charges HOLD THE JUDGES ACCOUNTABLE

Duke Still Sucks. That is all. #DukeSucks #DukeStillSucks

When you lie about what happened leaving the court in Chapel Hill and then you make fun of our star player’s injury, no one feels bad for you. No one.

Duke fans made fun of UNC for losing Caleb Wilson to injury and then lost Caleb Foster to injury for over a month. Duke fans made fun of UNC for blowing a 19-point tournament lead and then blew a 19-point lead with the Final Four on the line.

Always a champion 🏆

WHAT AN AMAZING CHOKE JOB BY DUKE!!!!!! Just kept shooting themselves in the foot over and over and over!!! Wow just terrible basketball. Couldn’t happen to a better team.

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@Amer1can_Barbie You got to hang out with the fluffy cows! I'm so jealous. Cheers!

Today was full of hiking, majestic beasts, and crazy epic views ❤️ Time to pour some drinks, grill some food and soak up the last night hidden away in the woods with my family 🥰

@Amer1can_Barbie Love me some fluffy cows! 👍😁

You guys…I love them so much 😭😭😭 God made the most beautiful creatures and the most incredible world…I am forever in awe 🥹

I love MAGA and MAHA but at my heart I’m really a MCCAGA guy. Make the Communist Control Act Great Again!