Daniel G.

@FurkanGozukara "The White House operates like a corrupt mafia bypassing all laws." And now you understand how the orange shitstain runs all his businesses.

Donald Trump casually admits he merged two massive federal departments without signing a single legal document. He handed total control of American energy to his billionaire cronies with zero oversight. The White House operates like a corrupt mafia bypassing all laws.

@1realFormula A school building. Not a home/house, so it doesn't count.

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@CrevettaVT I was gonna guess brown. For the end of the stick

Real talk tho, prolly orange.

@zunpal_lap Would have laughed my ass off if you just drew Kaufmo as Arin Hanson.

My interpretation of the Digital Circus characters in their real human forms [part 2] 🎪👀 . #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #digitalcircus

@Ravenismeee Homicidal.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@RoosterNuggies People are allowed to look at a painting and say it's attractive without wanting to stick their dick in it.

The one con about being aroace is that theres a 53% chance you'll be doomed to this kind of life for the rest of forever

@notshoelxces Better question is why does it look like he's got huge bonkadoos

this lighting… why is he telling me a ghost story

@SusieM414141 strong plastic ring on the bottom fixed to put pressure facing downward, when placed on the spigot, the ring goes up and liquid goes in the cup, then when it's raised, pressure goes back down and makes a seal.

I just don’t get it. Can somebody smarter than me please explain? Please and thank you!

@marceelias Time for the folks down in Louisiana to put all that alcohol to good use.

How is this being treated as normal? A Republican governor is declaring a state of emergency to cancel an ongoing election for Congress. If you think this is ends with redistricting, you are not paying attention.

@M1das_OW2 Yeah but you also have to have no soul, soooo

being a right wing grifter must be so easy man you just cry about being a chud and get given $10k for free

@OurShallowState Funny enough, if we continue to get 75+ year old politicians running our country, I definitely want mandatory Cognitive Examinations. The orange dipshit just doesn't understand it's not something to brag about 😂

I am speechless. I am without speech.

@RpsAgainstTrump It's because it's being done by their god king, so the MAGAt's are okay with it. Had this been Biden or Obama, they would have stormed the white house this time.

Trump’s FCC chair, Brendan Carr, says he plans to punish and potentially revoke broadcast licenses for TV networks critical of the Trump administration: “I’d be surprised if we don’t go down the path of license revocation for some. It will be up to them and their conduct.” This is fascism. This is what they do in authoritarian countries. This is cancel culture on steroids. Where’s the outrage?

@esjesjesj They're not even phrasing their dipshit version right. The equivalence would be if everyone in the world were standing on the track, pressing the red button lets you walk off the track, pressing the blue button keeps you on the track, if enough people press it, the trains stops.

People are really out here just admitting they’re sociopaths

@GoodPoliticGuy A large group of people have outed themselves as being unable to understand empathy, so when an empathy test gets popular online, they fail it and blame everyone else for it.

you get not having billions of people die and a collapsed global society with mass famine and war by pressing blue. genuinely insane anyone would consider pressing red lmao.

@TPV_John You think "Christians" actually read the bible, let alone memorize the ten commandments?

It’s LITERALLY a violation of the Ten Commandments. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image or idol”. - Exodus 20:4–6

@kianamaiart I know of an Indie animator that uses about 65k-100k depending on how much he wants to draw himself. And from what I understand, he pays well, so probably around that?

@JadenJTW Both, at the same time. Extra Death.

If you press the red button, you die. If you press the blue button, you also die. Which do you choose?

@egoraptor @summoningsalt I'm starting to believe the dead internet theory to be true. Way too many people are acting like they're bots.

I understand you are reframing this to say “this is effectively the same as the button scenario, so red is the correct answer to the original scenario” but you will find the reframing has changed the votes dramatically. It is obviously not the same. The whole point of the button scenario is that pushing a button is 1. an action that every participant must do, and 2. a trivially easy action. Additionally, the status quo (what is effectively a normal day) is not altered until the results are in. The act of pushing red can then be easily internalized as actively killing someone, similar to the trolley problem. In that problem, many people would choose not to act and allow three people to be killed than bear the responsibility of killing a single person actively. When you are pushing red, you are an active participant in potential human death, much like pulling the lever to change the tracks in the trolley problem. In your train scenario, however, you’ve framed the red button as specifically NOT acting, and the blue button as an act that requires a tremendous amount of physical effort and mental load. The framing of a train coming eliminates any responsibility pushing the red button may have psychologically. It is also, on the face of it, very difficult to picture not seeing other people on the tracks. It’s important to the button problem that you are completely isolated from anyone else, and that is very easy to picture. In the train problem it is difficult to picture being completely alone, and very easy to imagine seeing only a few people tied to the tracks, looking at other people who are “deciding” and trading glances with them like “I’m not going, are you?” It then very easily becomes an obvious choice and you can retroactively convince yourself, oh, these idiots CHOSE to die. Sure, if you’re a robot, it is logically the same outcome. But we are not robots, we are humans, and we have feelings and empathy and are messy and that is what makes us worth saving. I very often see the argument that “if everyone was logical, they would just choose red. There is no problem until people choose blue.” But that is the thing, we are not logical. We are empathetic. We can imagine someone pressing blue and we can feel bad about that and feel that we don’t want them to die because of it. There IS a problem before anyone presses anything. EVERYONE is being forced to press a button. THAT is a problem. It is my personal belief that anyone using the “logical” argument for pressing red is simply scared of dying, and is using logic as an out to absolve themselves of the responsibility of being an active participant in the deaths of other humans. I am more certain of this after seeing your reframing of the problem, because as an obvious red pusher, you have positioned yourself completely outside the system. This is a problem that is happening over there, out of your control. Of course you won’t participate, it has nothing to do with you. There’s a big scary train, and you’re somewhere else, already safe. You are not a red pusher in your scenario, you are just some guy observing a bunch of people maybe killing themselves. That is the difference. And I want to be clear, that is fine. That is very human. That is the whole point of this problem. It is very human to not want to die. It is very human to want to save others. And it is also very human to justify a choice to save yourself when other people’s lives are on the line. There is no right answer. But if I can say something… I find it a little disturbing that after two extremely viral instances of this problem being posed and both of them resulting in blue winning… people are still arguing for red. Everyone is still alive. Twice. We did it. It’s over. No one needs to be convinced of anything anymore.

A train is coming down a track. Everyone on Earth has the choice to either tie themselves to the track, or not. If more than 50% of people choose to tie themselves to the track, the train turns around and doesn't run them over. Yes or no - do you tie yourself to the track?

@plasmarob Because idiots equate red=republican blue=democrat and they have shoe size IQ's.

> be red and blue discourse > reds say safety, blues say risk to save others > blues win, celebrate hope > safe reds get big mad > reds say people now expect blue so it's dangerous > revote, blues win again > reds still mad and claim irl moral ground why is this