Chunk Schumer

@KimeuScott @Peace_Agent47 @SeeRacists White Australian culture

@Peace_Agent47 @SeeRacists White American culture. Get it straight.

🚨🚨 Married couple charged after videos showed them R*ping their 17-year-old horse and 14-month-old border collie dog. Joel Kerim got 15 months community sentence (no jail). Mickayla Kerim got 12 months conditional release (no jail).

@DaveTheInfidel @RandyRRQuaid It appears that it is

@RandyRRQuaid Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!!!

@joelovestrading @RandyRRQuaid Hell yeah, he’s getting some

@RandyRRQuaid Randy having a Good Friday!

Let's hear it

@redprepper1 @ayeejuju Exactly right, I dared venture there one time and it was nothing but baron land and white trash from Postfalls to Bonners

i have always wondered what’s going on here

@TMZ Why the fuck would he be happy

Tiger Woods Looks Pissed in New Photos As He Leaves Jail After DUI Arrest tmz.me/dibP3ql

@TMZ Poor guy just can’t catch a break

🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI after his rollover crash in Florida. Details: tmz.me/qY0U3uc

@keyboardkowboy6 @interesting_aIl No

@interesting_aIl Wouldn't it be smarter to pipe hot water through the ice water to melt the ice faster?

This is what happens to the ice after the hockey season

@prestongw @stevehowey Guess we found the fat cop

@stevehowey Asshole semi-celebrities piss me off

@hwinkler4real No but it would’ve been a whole lot cooler if it did

Never happened at one of the 4 schools I attended . DID it happen at yours ?? For real ?

@Aku_700 That’s some of the blackest shit I’ve heard today

A 14-year-old black teen rapes his 24-year-old White school teacher when she takes a bathroom break. After raping her, the teen decides to kill her and stuff her body in a trash can and dumps it into the woods.

@CansAndBansV12 That is a glorious rack though

@WonderKing82 Maybe so but Trump was still the better choice

Anyone who didn't vote for Vice President Kamala Harris and propelled Donald Trump to the presidency makes you a bad person.

@0hour1 Well we couldn’t get Epsteins gang but at least we’re getting some Duggars

This is going to be really bad.

@gmk_julie That’s what old Jimbob likes though

Maybe bringing boys up in a house where the ideal woman they are conditioned to desire is childish in tone, demeanor, appearance, and intellect doesn't produce the healthiest attractions.

@EmmaScott Mourning is gay anyway

@MrSlickpoo Will? Uh... he already died. And I promise you no mourning is happening.

I won't mourn the death of that jerk no matter how cool you think tough guy jokes about him are.

@iamAtheistGirl If you don’t agree with Chuck Norris you are the problem

you can pretend like chuck norris was a good guy but he was anti-lgbtq, anti-science, he believed god should be forced into everything and often talked about how immoral atheism was. he was a conspiracy theorist, who pushed vaccines were dangerous. and he was a staunch christian nationalist trump supporter. him dying doesn’t change any of this. an asshole is an asshole whether they’re dead or alive.

@TheReginaHaley1 @nachoeveryday @regisphilbinn Do said teachings involve fondling kids

@nachoeveryday @regisphilbinn The Duggars are Independent Fundamentalist Baptists. They follow a strict set of Christian teachings often associated with the Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP).

@frankiemuniz Chin up Frankie Muniz, always could be worse. Least you’re not one of those Duggar kids.